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Date Posted: 17:20:09 09/03/09 Thu
This is hilarious!!!
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16126
IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???
Friends,
Let us first seperate the facts from fiction. Yes, Vampires walk among us. But they are NOT the undead creatures you see from the movies. They don't burst into flame in sunlight, they can't turn into bats, and they dont ALL sleep in coffins.
No, REAL vampires are predators who prey on Christians, drink human blood, worship Satan, indulge in all sorts of sexual depravity, and are pure evil. Real Vampire... LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE!
Let us first look at the FACTS.
Fact 1 - Jolie once stated “When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.”
Fact 2 - From wikipedia'spage on vampires:
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Vampirism is the practice of drinking blood from a person/animal. In folklore and popular culture, the term generally refers to a belief that one can gain supernatural powers by drinking human blood.
Remember, Jolie used to wear of vial of Billy Bob Thorton’s blood around her neck. When she dated Johnny Lee Miller, at her wedding to Miller she had displayed her husband's name on the back of her shirt, painted in her own blood. So I think it’s obvious that this woman has a taste for blood.
Fact 3 -Now, vampires believe that drinking human blood gives them satanic supernatural powers. Well, obviously, those are the powers she used to lure Brad Pitt, a good Christian boy, away from poor Jennifer Anniston. Here is a woman who reads vampire books, likes every kind of sexual perversion, with an obvious penchant for blood. AND she's been married more than once before she met Pitt. Why would a good Christian boy get involved with such a lady, were it not for some sort of Satanic power she had over him? And from news stories, she kept Billy Bob Thornton by a leash, and drew Brad Pitt in by biting his neck.
Fact 3 - Then we get onto her appearance. The picture right here is one where I consider her highly vampirific. The pallid skin. The white, fanglike teeth. The deep lips. The enticing glare she gives you. Obviously a Vampire.
Fact 4 - Angelina also STATED she used to "experiment" with knives when younger - because she was curious about vampires - She said "When I was 14, I collected knives. My first boyfriend and I ended up getting into some fighting in bed and being silly. It was actually something he never wanted to do again. It was a mistake and we really hurt ourselves. It was just being young, you know, when you're curious about vampires and that kind of thing. Just experimenting. It was an accident and I ended up in hospital."
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Damn vampires, kid you not, how disappointing that Brad would be so feeble minded to be drawn into it. *smirk* Although, she knew what she was doing by using Maddox to gain his attention.
True, vampires can't fly so it leaves her type at a great disadvantage. *chucklin*
Especially during a full moon...
opps...looky what we have here, a full moon just rising in the sky!! Beware!! hahaha
If she bit Brad's neck, she had better worry about where I am going to bite him...*howlin*
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