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Subject: This is gaining tabloid strength

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Gina

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Date Posted: 17:23:56 04/27/10 Tue
In reply to: Gina 's message, "Re: here we go again...Re: Jolie and Brad Pitt �Keen For Quiet Wedding'" on 16:13:24 04/27/10 Tue

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Marry And Jennifer Aniston Finds That Nail

JENNIFER Aniston is in �agony�. And Angelina Jolie is marrying Brad Pitt. The Enquirer�s front page hints at these two shockers being related.

When we first read it we supposed Gerard Butler had lost a finger nail up Aniston�s crevice. But inside the magazine in the know we find out that Aniston is set to have her heart broken by Brad marrying Angelina.

It turns out that Aniston�s heart was not broken by Brad Pitt dumping her, divorcing her and then � oh, yes, reader � only then shagging Angelina Jolie and touring the globe as a divine force of good.

Aniston�s heart is still not broken. But it will be this summer when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt � who have �fallen in love �all over again� � walk down a aisle in Westminster Abbey, the Vatican, the Blue Mosque, by the Wailing Wall and in the clouds to join as one.

Unless the NoTW wins its libel case against Brangelina and the Enquirer can get back to doing what it does best: talking about when Brad and Ange will split�

http://www.anorak.co.uk/246644/celebrities/national-enquirer/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-marry-and-jennifer-aniston-finds-that-nail.html

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The pictures are a "must see"

And say what?? " Gerard Butler had lost a finger nail up Aniston�s crevice." He lost a finger nail? Ummm respose to that has to come from Zena, and will this full moon, I ain't even gonna let her go there.*chucklin*

Funny isn't it, Brad has fallen in love all over again? He sure doesn't wear it well does he. *shrug* He looks like a man in misery who is being dragged through hell.I bet those clouds that are to join them as one are thunderstorm clouds.

Kinda seems to me that Jolie is the one who is putting all this gossip out there. Meeowww is she feeling threatened?? Has to spread the "we're getting married" angle. And Bradis mad a Jen and jen is "hurt" That they are getting married. Sounds like a sick game that only Jolie would get off on. Even Jen isn't that pathetic.

Amazing the things these celebrity people will do for their image. Makes me chuckle and so much more entertaining, in a pathetic kinda way of course. *smirk*

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