Subject:  Re: Lainey wants to watch Pitt Porn firsthand... |
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Date Posted: 15:26:26 08/11/09 Tue
In reply to:
Mystie
's message, "Re: Lainy wants to watch Pitt Porn firsthand..." on 13:05:01 08/09/09 Sun
Black leather & Pitt Porn
Angie actually fashionable?
Yes.
She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. (Noone really? Lainey should really get out more, she lives such a sheltered life.)
That face. Her skin…
Brad took Angelina out for dinner on Saturday night and it was a precursor to last night's Inglourious Basterds premiere - how she glowed with little makeup on a date with her man to an Italian restaurant on what's supposed to be the luckiest day of the year. (Saturday was the luckest day of the year? I can't even remember what the hell i did on Saturday, but it sire doesn't seem like the luckiest day of the year. Probably because I wasn't having a romantic dinner with Brad. LOL)
For months now we've been forced to endure the comparisons…
Megan Fox is the newer, younger, sexier Angelina Jolie?
Please.
Face to face straight up, that's not even a discussion. (It would be to my 21 year old son.)
Love the dress, love the shoes, love the darklined eyes, and especially love the lank wavy hair. ("lank" being the key word. hehehe)The lankness is what makes it exactly the right tone. Like the hair was an afterthought because they were too busy f-cking and after they f-cked all she had to do was slip on her leather and throw on some lipgloss and she still brought the mad gorgessity. (Damn this gal lives in a f-cking fantasy world. ROTFL)
They also brought their A game to sell.
Am told the Brange cranked it up and worked their magic, teasing photographers, signing for fans, a lot of ass rubbing, whispering, nuzzling - at one point he leaned in to say something to her then caught her ear in his mouth and gave it a yank. This is how you own a carpet. (Yeah, I bet anyone else associated with this movie was thrilled with that behavior. None of them even recieved any mention with "A game to sell" there. *smirk* QT was completely outshined by Brangelina.)
And, naturally, he looked great too. (Yeah but he doesn't get Lainey's juices flowing like Jolie does. Lainey, you are such a "gross" girl.)
Few can leave the neck on a shirt open like that and not look like a greasy gangster. (Brad had some hair on his chest last night. Never noticed that before. Too funny, he f*cks Angelina Jolie and in return, grows hair on his chest.QT was right, he is a man now.)
Tuesday Happy Place?
I'm watching them in my head. (and that is the "only" thing going on in your head Lamey.) *stare*
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