Subject:  Lainey is trembling again... |
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Date Posted: 09:32:51 10/05/08 Sun
I swear this broad gets off on Pittporn!!
Sushi Porn came first
Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed.
Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone - from photographers to journalists to fans - swooning in the wake of their hotness.
But first, before the premiere, the Brange hit up Nobu for a pre-premiere pit stop. Am told they were already horny porny during dinner. Must have been the sashimi. Angelina ate. My sources say she put down several pieces of sushi, picking them up with her fingers and giggling as Brad teased her, and was crazy about the edamame, sucking every pod while suggestively looking up at Brad - at one point he took her hand and sucked out a bean himself.
Still breathing?
There’s moreâ�¦
Observers said it felt like the two were on a “date night”. Her hand kept gravitating towards the back of his neck, when they were seated, his was permanently on her thigh. And she’d lean over and whisper things and he’d either bite his lip or grin or shake his head and laugh at their private joke.
Before leaving there was a kiss. Quick but hard. Afterwards he rubbed part of her lip with his thumb. Those who were watching had to be resuscitated when they left. Someone described it to me that it was like watching a human mating display at the zoo featuring the two most beautiful humans on the planet.
Time to take their porn to the red carpet.
She followed up with Red Carpet Porn.
Carpet Porn came next
Here they are, the Brange on the carpet …
How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick!
They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Even they were blinded by the Brange brightness.
The ass cupping came after they appeased the crowd. It’s the Pitt Porn signature, non? Like all great entertainers, Brad has added a new element to his move. The ass grab is now performed in combination with a rub. Up and down he’d rub her, lingering on the side of her breast, then trailing down all the back to her ass, idling there for a while, before beginning the rub all over again. Once he also leaned down with his chin and grazed his stubble across her shoulder.
They declined to be interviewed together, he preferred to hang back, and when he wanted to go in and leave her to the press line, he looked down at her tenderly, they squeezed hands, and he was led away…
A reader called Shannon who was there and saw this moment first hand said the crowd actually squealed when they said goodbye.
After the carpet, inside the theatre, Angie was taken to Brad right away. My sources say she immediately slid both her hands inside his jacket, looked up at him and said, “that was good.” He said: yeah? She said: yeah! He grinned back: OK then. Let’s go!
Then his hand was back on her ass and they continued on.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_and_Angelina_Jolie_bring_Pitt_Porn_to_the_carpet_at_the_New_York_premiere_of_The_Changelin.aspx?IsMicro=0
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Bizarre how she knows the inside track on Pittporn. Does she have spies sitting all around them or perhaps she is friends with the waiters and waitresses. heehee
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