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Subject: Ted C talks Brangelina


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Gina
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Date Posted: 01:57:59 10/08/08 Wed

Haha, gotta love Ted, he tells it like it is!!

Dear Ted:
Enough with the bitching about Sarah Palin. You're starting to sound like your hemorrhoids are flaring or something. I just wanna hear about the latest doings of my favorite hell-raiser Angelina...
—Lonewolf

Dear Jolie Jaded:
I'm sure you meant to say Amy Winehouse, darling, not Angelina, right? Angelina's changed! (And I'm blond.)

Dear Ted:
It's official! You are America's new hero! For what? For dissing Angelina Jolie. Never liked her and her man-stealing ways (I got the "man-stealing ways" line from your BFF Jules Asner). When will the people of this country realize what a fake she is? Never bought the whole adopt-a-child scheme of hers. There are a lot of homeless and orphaned children in this country. Why not start here? Question: When do you think she'll dump Brad?
—Taryn

Dear Man-eater:
When another hunky, unavailable partner comes along, that's when. She and Jodie Foster really should get together. For so many reasons.

Dear Ted:
This is something I've never understood about the whole Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston breakup. To me, it really doesn't sound like anyone did anything wrong. It sounds like this is a couple who developed different priorities. Brad had made a lot of movies and was ready to expand his life with a family and charitable causes. Jennifer had just finished Friends and was at the perfect point to build her film career; she was in no position to get pregnant and start a family. So, Brad fell in love with someone who shared his priorities (having a family and charitable work). It happens. Is this really what happened, or is there something that I'm missing?
—Elle

Dear Stuck in 2005:
Yes. You're missing Angelina Jolie.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b32805_bitch-back_punking_palin_piling_on_jolie.html

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