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Subject: Re: From Ted C.

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Gina

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Date Posted: 13:31:01 11/26/08 Wed
In reply to: Gina 's message, "From Ted C." on 15:39:01 11/24/08 Mon

Excerpt from Ted's Turkey Jerky Awards
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awfu....rky_awards.html

Brangelina: Burnt to a Crisp

Brad and Angelina are actually making TomKat, Inc., look like a downright Mom 'n' Pop organization. Which is saying a huge amount. If these two babes adopt or buy or star in one more production�whether human or not�I'm going to stop salivating over yummy Brad�a virtually unimaginable thought a mere year ago. Getting close to jumping on the anti-Brad bus, anyway, as Mr. P, saint-whipped like he is, is becoming entirely forgettable. He really needs to grow some, already. Or at least borrow his wife's.

Oh, and if Brad tells one more chum of his how damn good the sex is with Angelina, we're really going to have to resort to calling him the next Will Smith. Truly, if somebody keeps going on and on that much about how great the nooky is with the woman at home, something's not right. Like the truth. Sorry, all you Brangie fanzoids, but this is a known fact thru the ages of celebrated H'wood figures: A tight mouth is happier than a loose one, almost always.

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