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Subject: This is hysterical!


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Gina
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Date Posted: 15:50:33 01/29/08 Tue
 IN THE CLOSET
Oh, please. Angelina Jolie already has every eye turned her now-bosomy-again way whether she’s dressed in a boring black blouse or a burka. You can just imagine the sound of every head turning within a three-mile radius of Ms. Jolie in this fabulous, flowy frock at the SAG Awards. Angie’s looked stick thin fer ages—all those small plane-food portions while jet-setting round the world (not to mention other unhealthy habits, such as boning Brad instead of nourishing herself) do nothing for a girl’s figure, trust. But these newfound curves look even more luscious on A.J. than her lips do on that Pitt man-candy of hers. Could Angie be preggers or concealing twins underneath this beautiful bedsheet? Is there any doubt? Look at those things! As far as preg rumors go, my bet is she gives birth to a kid from Ethiopia and a Canadian. Or maybe she’ll give both up for adoption just so she can adopt them. That’s the way Ange-babe rolls, Shiloh notwithstanding. As long as she still makes time to rev it up on the red carpet and partake in PDA with her mush partner—for the two secs together they have left—she can have all the dang kids she wants.

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Ted C has been back to normal in his comments lately. He had one recently about George that made me laugh too. Maybe this is good for a laugh here. His use of "beautiful bedsheet" had me bustin up. Too funny.
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