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Date Posted: 19:09:44 01/09/06 Mon
Author: Fiona
Subject: Re: *Man injured in Swedish Sex Shop*
In reply to: Fiona 's message, "Re: *Man injured in Swedish Sex Shop*" on 19:08:32 01/09/06 Mon

~:|Freaked...!~Christmas~Whateverrr~

Hello..

Wow. I'm a little bit freaked out because when I went to see who had viewed my page, I saw there was a google blog search link. Two names that I know were entered in the search box and my blog entry beautiful moments was right there in the results. The first one ! Plus, there was a paragraph of my like life right there of this time I went to Lonestar and had purple rain shooters. Yeesh. It's scary that a paragraph of your life can just come up like that in a search result. Strange though, I went to google and typed in the names I saw on the link I clicked on and Beautiful Moments didn't come up. Now I must be more cautious. No more juicy blog entries! Hahaha, or not so juicy.

Ok, so today was an alright day at work! Kept busy and behaved as always! :) Found another sour pickle in the jar ! Same old, same old. :P I got into work and their was a bag on my chair with a candy cane on the side and it was a gift bag, but I'm waiting for Friday to open it so I can give the woman it's from her gift, because she's going to be off for a few months. I have to buy some gift bags. It reminded me! Well, maybe two gift bags because the stuff I got one woman will fit into her stocking, and I don't think I'll give my supervisor his gift in a gift bag haha. I still have to buy something for the other guy in my group as well. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Christmas. :)

On the dating site I am on, all these guys looking for intimate encounters are messaging me and I'm like Ok, maybe my username shouldn't be great_kisser_21 anymore haha. I changed it, but my headline is still pucker up! I said in my profile, yeah, I love sex but like it's not all I'm looking for! Like, I'm looking for lots of things, sex included ! Haha ! Well, whatever, fun is fun right?! It's funny cuz some guys I've known since elementary school are on the site. I think all 3 of us have grown up to be cuties.

Well, I've got an appointment to find out about my thyroid on December 15th. As far as I know, I probably still have damn cysts on it and whatever. I'm going to see an ear/nose and throat specialist because the thyroid specialist didn't wanna take the appointment. I dunno why but to each his own. Whatever. I'm gonna like chill out now and just listen to my wicked beats and sing the f*ck along. YEAH ! Uh-huh. Later.

Fionaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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[> [> [> [> Re: *Man injured in Swedish Sex Shop* -- Fiona, 19:11:46 01/09/06 Mon

Geography Of A Woman & A Man -ahahah can't stop laughing-

HAHAHAHAHAA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING Oh man! THE LAST ONE..ahahahahaha!



Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.


Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. ?Well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.


Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.


After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but
no one wants to go there.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick!!?


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