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Date Posted: 19:11:46 01/09/06 Mon
Author: Fiona
Subject: Re: *Man injured in Swedish Sex Shop*
In reply to: Fiona 's message, "Re: *Man injured in Swedish Sex Shop*" on 19:09:44 01/09/06 Mon

Geography Of A Woman & A Man -ahahah can't stop laughing-

HAHAHAHAHAA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING Oh man! THE LAST ONE..ahahahahaha!



Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.


Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. ?Well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.


Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.


After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but
no one wants to go there.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick!!?

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