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Date Posted: 23:40:08 07/20/02 Sat
Author: Jason
Subject: Re: Speaking of drinking...
In reply to: Seth 's message, "Re: Speaking of drinking..." on 21:16:41 07/20/02 Sat

Classic stuff guys, lol. My favorite is, "You're absolutely right Chip." The thread of "Padres' Drinking Games" wasn't available anymore, so I'll try my hand at it:

Drink when:

- The Padres lineup includes Eugene Kingsale, Trenidad Hubbard, and Julius Matos, all at the same time.

- When obnoxious announcer Matt Vasgersian goes bonkers calling what he thinks is a HR, only to have the ball be caught about 30 feet short of the wall.*(Drink until the uncomfortable silence ends.)

- When someone says, "Deivi Cruz plays the game the right way."

- When Rick Sutcliffe reminisces about his one year as a Padres coach in the Rookie League, before they came to their senses.

- When Deivi Cruz dives for a ground ball*(theoretical only)

- When Deivi Cruz swings at a pitch that goes through the other batters' box*(for serious drinkers only)

- When a Padres' pitcher is "making his major league debut".

- When Ron Gant gets hurt.

- When a Padres' reliever gets traded to a contender.

- Every time Rodney Myers gets demoted.

- When the camera pans to Bruce Bochy and he has his enormous hat off, scratching his enormous head, with a look like his dog just died, because Nevin can't throw and Klesko can't catch.

- When an All-Star on the other team walks back to the dugout, shaking his head, because he has no idea how Oliver Perez (115 lbs. soaking wet) just struck him out. Had to insert at least ONE positive thing :)

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