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Date Posted: 21:26:38 06/01/02 Sat
Author: The ALPHA Males
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 209.241.177.130
Subject: OMG NOT the Terrible AUNTIE MATTER ( She gives crappy Christmas gifts)
In reply to: The Beast 's message, "The Beast gets some revenge and a Tag partner is named. All Read" on 19:48:53 06/01/02 Sat

WAX and Vegas Big Shot are in their plush dressing room. WAX is watching a TV while Vegas is watching the Beast interview on the monitor

Vegas: Holy Shit WAX did you see that?

WAX: Yeah that Haggard is a cool ass dude

Vegas: What the hell are you watching?

WAX: The Harry Potter DVD I just got it.

Vegas: The Beast just cut a Promo on you

WAX: Really? Did he say anything worth while?

Vegas: You know come to think of it, it was your standard Transition Champion speach.

WAX: Okay cool I am going back to my DVD

Vegas: He did say you don't deserve the title shot then he went on to steal one of your lines

WAX: He did what?

Vegas: He said and I quote, I am that beeping good

WAX: He said what?

Vegas: you heard me

WAX: You can beat my dog. Fuck my mother, make fun of my Archie and Jughead Underoos but you do not steal one of WAX's catch-Phrases.

Vegas: You spend what? 17 hours a day woking on your material?

WAX: Then this TRANSITION CHAMPION comes along and takes my material. I'm not that damn good. I'm that fucking great. Thats MY line. I coined that term. He takes adds a few tweeks and thinks he can sell a million t-shirts with this saying.

Vegas: You mad?

WAX: Mads the not the word for it. I think I need to play a little Grand Theft Auto 3 and kill a few innocent people right now.

Vegas: Flame thrower?

WAX: Screw that WAX is going on a tank frenzy. This guy is the Tag Team Champion and the XCW World Champion and he steals my MATERIAL?

Vegas: I bet he stays up all night reading your autobiography... "WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW: The Walter A. Xavier Story", finding old lines you have not used in a while then stealing them for himself.

WAX: That dirty no good son of a motherless goat. He pissed off the wrong chicano

Vegas: Chicano? About the only thing Mexican in you is the Taco Bell you had last night.

WAX: Don't screw with the Latino Essa

Vegas: Essa? Latino? Your a dirty wop from Tampa, Florida

WAX: Beast doesn't know that. I was trying to convince him I was trying to scare him into thinking I was down with the Bloods.

Vegas: a Street Gang? The only thing closely related to a gang with you is that video you rented two nights ago, what was the name of it?

WAX: Don't go there

Vegas: I think the name of it was......

WAX: I'm warning you don't even go there.......

Vegas: Wasn't it called "PLUMP WOMEN GANG BANG Part 7"?

WAX: First it was not PLUMP WOMEN GANG BANG

Vegas: It wasn't?

WAX: No, it was Gang Bang of the Large Females and second it was part 8 not part 7. Which is what WAX plans on doing to Beast Monday night

Vegas: What? Breaking him into 7 parts or gang banging him?

WAX: I plan to break him into 7 part, you I am not sure of it

Vegas: Dude I was young then, I need the money. Besides I don't think anyone here in XCW ever saw that video.

WAX: So what do you think of Beast new Partner?

Vegas: She looks so sweet. What was her name?

WAX: Auntie Matter

Vegas: Yeah that was it. What a sweet old lady. It's a shame we have to knock her off her walker come monday.

WAX: I think it's great that Beast comes from such a great wrestling family that he is willing to let someone like his Auntie Matter be his partner.

Vegas: Rumor has it the ONLY reason why we aren't in the main event MOnday is so his Auntie Matter can be home by 10 O'clock to watch Matlock.

WAX: What about the Golden Girls Re-Runs?

Vegas: No one watches the Golden Girls Re-Runs

WAX: I watch the Golden Girls re-Runs

Vegas: Last night you watched C-SPAN for 7 hours thinking it was Hannibal

WAX: I swear Senitor Kennedy ate Hillary Clintons Left Ear Lobe but you believe what you want. Only people who watch massive amounts of C-SPAN knows the TRUE freaky stuff that goes on there.

Vegas: So should we prepare for this Auntie Matter?

WAX: Yeah any suggestions?

Vegas: I do have a grandmother in St. Petersburg, Florida. Maybe she can teach us Shuffle Board.

WAX: What if she smells like Mothballs? I am allergic to Mothballs. Will you wrestle her then?

Vegas: What if I accidently break her hip and she's laying there on the mat looking at me with her sad little old person eyes and says to me " I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP"!

WAX: Then you pin her idiot. Now if you excuse me the train for Hogswarts Castle is getting ready to leave and my DVD needs to be back by noon tomorrow. I'll tell you what after the movie we'll knit The Beast's Auntie Matter a nice pillow okay.

WAX goes back to his movie and Vegas leaves the room

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