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Date Posted: 21:26:35 02/21/03 Fri
Author: The Serpent
Subject: What do you think?

Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round

Dialing..

Ringing...

-(click)-

Prime Minister: Prime Minister's office, Prime Minister speaking.

Secretary Of War:

Greetings; This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States.

We have a problem.

The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation. Profits have been running more than a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth.

Now, we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property.
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It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job.

It's about time we did something constructive with these people. We've got thousands of 'em here, too.

They're crawling all over.

The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together and start another war.

The President?

He loves the idea!

All those missiles streaming overhead - to and fro. Napalm. People running down the road, skin on fire.

Prime Minister: *moan* *pant*

S.O.W.: Israel seems up for it. They've been itching for the real thing for years.

Send a little going away present for Mr. Hussein.

Hell, Afghanistan's no fun.

Prime Minister: *loud moan* *indecent noises*

S.O.W.: So what do you say?

We don't even have to win this war.

We just want to cut down on some of this excess population.

Now, look. Just start up a draft - draft as many of those people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on. Hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way.

Iraq? Libya? El Salvador?

How about Northern Korea? Or a moderately repressive regime in South America?

We'll just cook up a good terrorist threat story in the Middle East, we need that oil.

Prime Minister: Oh, that's right... Oh, yeah... *moaning*

S.O.W.: We had Palestine all ready to go, but we couldn't find Osama bin Laden.

I tell ya, that man is unreliable.

You had your finger on the button just like we did for that one.

Now, just think for a minute...

... We can make this war so big.

So BIG!

The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper.

We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls.

Prime Minister: Keep going!! Don't stop!!

S.O.W.: Now, don't worry about those demonstrations. Besides the incredible amount of brainwashed Americans blinded by our red, white, and blue patriotisim we force feed 'em. If that doesn't work you could put false images into the media, create video games that glorify war, and you could pump up your drug supply.

So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like The Gulf War.
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We had everybody so busy with Desert Storm trading cards, acid, and cocaine - they never got too strong.

Kept the war functioning just fine.

Prime Minister: *loud moaning*

S.O.W.: It's easy.

We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again.

Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they wouldn't even know what it looked like.

So, how about it?

Look - war is money.

Prime Minister: Ahhh, oh, yeah... Oh, yeah!! Faster!! Faster!!!
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S.O.W.: The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse.

We know you're in the same boat.

We all agree the time has come for the big one!

So, what do ya say?!?

Prime Minister: *moaning..* Oh.. oh, yeah... Sounds marvellous.

S.O.W.: That's excellent. We knew you'd agree.

The companies will be very pleased.

-(cli

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Humorous, but -- schwabra, 19:56:00 02/22/03 Sat
- Re: There was no mention of money for poor people. -- The Serpent, 03:03:22 02/23/03 Sun