Wayyyy to kinky for me!! -- Final End

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4], 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 22:36:51 10/02/02 Wed
Author: Drummond
Subject: Wayyyy to kinky for me!!

A man plans to marry the woman who was jailed for ripping off one of his testicles.

Aretha Oneal pleaded guilty to using her fingernails to rip off the testicle in an attack last year.

Her victim, Dennis Ross, took the testicle to the local hospital in Nashville, Tennessee, where it was successfully re-attached.

According to The Tennessean Oneal was sentenced to 81 days.

She will be eligible for early release if she completes a 45-day counselling programme that deals with issues such as anger management.

Mr Ross, 38, told the paper that he continued to live with Oneal at an address in Nashville after the incident in June last year.

He plans to marry Oneal after she is released.

''I love that girl,'' Mr Ross said. ''That's my heart, my soul, and that's my better half. I told the (District Attorney) the other day I'm not prosecuting her.''

But the Davidson County district attorney's office still decided to bring the case to court.

Oneal attacked Ross on June 16, 2001, as he slept in his bed. The Tennessean reports that the couple had argued after Ross returned home after having sex with another woman.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/s...u=news.quirkies

__________________
There's an apocryphal story about H.G. Wells and George Orwell, who berated Wells in a BBC program for claiming that science and technology would solve all human problems. Wells wrote him a postcard in which he said, "I never said anything like that. Read my early novels, you shit!"

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Heh heh heh. The last line does it. :p -- Lona, 01:30:48 10/03/02 Thu
Question: -- Kalea, 17:22:18 10/05/02 Sat
- Cheating, apparently -- Drummond, 18:21:03 10/05/02 Sat
  - I'd think not, no. :p -- Lona, 18:31:39 10/05/02 Sat
    - Well, in your case it's not cheating -- Drummond, 23:55:49 10/05/02 Sat
      - Re: Well, in your case it's not cheating -- sjk, 13:13:01 10/11/02 Fri