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Date Posted: 21:06:40 08/26/02 Mon
Author: The Serpent
Subject: This rhymes. Most of it.

Ninety nine percent of all cops
Make the rest look bad

Police Truck

Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're going downtown
Gonna beat up the drunks
Your turn to drive -- I'll bring the beer
It's the late late shift
No one to fear

And ride,
How we ride

It's round-up time
Where the good whores meet
We're gonna drag one screaming
Off the street

And ride
Oh, how we ride

Got a black uniform
And a silver badge
Playing cops for real
Playing cops for pay

Let's ride -- lowride

Pull down your dress
Here's a kick in the ass
Let's beat you blue
Until you shit in your pants

Don't move, child
Got a big black stick
There's six of us, babe
So suck on my dick

And ride
Oh, how we ride

The left-winged papers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station
They don't give a shit

Dispatch calls:
"Are you doin' something wicked?"

"No siree, Jack
We're just givin' tickets"

As we ride - Ride
How we ride

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Replies:

Most of it. :p -- Lona, 22:46:04 08/26/02 Mon
- Re: No, no. That was a joke. -- The Serpent, 18:24:48 08/27/02 Tue
- Re: Wait a minute! -- The Serpent, 18:53:32 08/27/02 Tue
  - Long and dog DO NOT rhyme! What is the matter with you? -- Lona, 19:40:45 08/28/02 Wed
    - Re: Say the line real fast. -- The Serpent, 22:48:25 08/28/02 Wed
      - As I recall -- Lona, 00:05:34 08/29/02 Thu
        Re: Well, I don't say "dog" like "dong." -- hee-hee, *ahem* -- The Serpent, 21:21:19 08/29/02 Thu