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Date Posted: 10:03:43 06/08/02 Sat
Author: The Serpent
Subject: You'll like this new version, Lona!

They're Coming To Take Me Away

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?

Well,

You left me anyhow
And every day got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

And!

They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away - Ho Ho - He He - Ha Ha

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time,
And I'll be happy to see those nice gorillas in white coats

They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha

You thought it was joke
And so you laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid,

Right!?!

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed and laughed
And then you left,
But now you know I'm utterly out of my mind

And!!

They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away - Ho Ho - He He - Ha Ha

To the happy home --
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

They're coming to take me away - Ha!! Ha!!

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
So this is how you paid me back
For all my kind and selfish loving deeds,

Huh!!?

Well, you just wait

They'll find you yet,
And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA
You mangy mutt


And!!

They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away - Ho Ho - He He - Ha Ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice men in their white coats

They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha

And,

They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away - Ho Ho - He He - Ha Ha

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers

Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha

Your home --
The one the bank foreclosed,
You cried to me,
"Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt"

But, I see,
I see there's someone new,

Your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place

While I paid the rent?!?!

Thanks!

And!!

They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away - Ho Ho - He He - Ha Ha

To the loony bin
With all you can eat prescription drugs
Like thorizine, and lithium, and electro shock

And!!!

They're coming to take me away - Ha!! Ha!!!!!.....

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