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Date Posted: 00:17:58 06/13/02 Thu
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Mate, Spawn, and Die

Mate, Spawn, and Die

Here today
Gone tomorrow
Don't need myself remembered
But what I help create
And leave behind
Is important to me

To dent the comfortably numb
With my constructive satire
Makes my life one big prank
On a society I hate

All that we are when we're on a stage
Is Vaudeville jester for a day
As an old proverb says-

"If every fool wore a crown,"
We should all be king

My license to make fun of everyone
Comes from knowing I'm the biggest joke of all

We're all in the headlights some of the time
But you're too serious to read between the lines

You wanna talk for awhile, or sing the blues?
You'll think I've gone insane
And miss the clues
Can't take a chance
Gotta pay your dues

So,

Mate!
Spawn!
And Die!

Say what?
Oh, My

Those salmon upstream keep turning red
From shear embarrassment
Came all this way
Up all them ladders
Without checking a map

Right?!

Huh?!

May the FARCE be with you

Mate!
Spawn!
And Die!

Say what?!
Oh, My

Hair by mail
Tit jobs for teens
Go broke appearing rich
Searching for rosebud in the fire

Pop star finger's in the fan
That therapist you wish you had
Crucifix or lubricant?

Government by fad

In one corner of the ring
That cherished myth --

Falling in love magically solves
Every problem you've ever had

In the other corner
Spoon size shredded dreams

The Gods must be lazy
The movie goers must be crazy!

Mate!
Spawn!
And Die!

Say what?!
Oh, my

Wrong worm
Hooked again
Mounted on the wall in my own den

I'll talk alone to a fire-fly
Dial 1-900-Suk-Me-Dry

You can't throw me to the lions
I'm officer Klansman

Wow..

What do you really want for Christmas, children?

"I wanna be shot by a drug raid officer!"

Oh, they got the wrong house?

"Again?"

...Mmmmm...

Nice place you got here
Sure wish the hot water worked
Gotta rinse my jizz off before morn
Or I'll itch for weeks

Damn! that water's cold

Arg!

Eeee!

Oh my god, I gotta get goin'

"Now?"

I forgot to feed the cat!

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