Re: Oh, Lordy. "Hey, man, I'm a hippie, but I think we should help our ozone layer, and stop dummping dangerous chemicals into the water. Dubya Bush: "Go eat your shrooms hippie. Hey, ya'll, let's blow up the polar ice caps! That'll be a hoot!" -- Final End

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, [9], 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 13:47:00 05/03/02 Fri
Author: The Serpent
Subject:

Re: Oh, Lordy. "Hey, man, I'm a hippie, but I think we should help our ozone layer, and stop dummping dangerous chemicals into the water. Dubya Bush: "Go eat your shrooms hippie. Hey, ya'll, let's blow up the polar ice caps! That'll be a hoot!"
In reply to: Drummond 's message, "Some facts about water" on 23:10:29 05/01/02 Wed

No!

The only reason why we have wars, and dangerous chemicals is so we can keep our economy functioning properly, and making money.

We live in America, man. There's no way this can happen to us.

Well, maybe I won't need water when I'm thirty something.

Screaming Woman: "Won't someone think of the children?!"

System: "Not when prophets are at stake! So, stop your whining, crazy lady."

The future...

People are talking: "Hey, they say in, like, two years we're going to have a war for water."

"Man, that's crazy."

"See what this system has done?"

President Aldolf Smith: "Never fear, my fellow citizens. This is America. The 'Water War' has nothing to do with the manufacturing companies who distribute dangerous chemicals for the government's checks and balances, or even those dying from biological warfare in Europe. What we have, now, is 'Ulta-Water,' which is an alternative that has the same vitamins and minerals as fresh drinking water. So, 'drink up!' Got, 'Ulta-Water?'"

The People: "Oh.... that's wonderful."

And soon our entire planet will be artificial.

I love plastic trees, anyway.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Was the use "prophet" a play on words? (NT) -- Drummond, 19:02:56 05/03/02 Fri
- Re: Yeah. -- The Serpent, 04:37:56 05/04/02 Sat