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MACEDONIAN BOOKS - MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS!

Read and see the truth about Macedonia and the Macedonian nation.

This CD-book is about the Macedonian question and the Macedonian nation. The CD-book contains part 1 (430 pages) and part 2 (490 pages).
This is a voluminous collection of material containing protest letters to different international organisations, institutes, governments and so on, answers and reactions from some them, pictures and maps and much more.

Macedonia is a nation that has suffered oppression during decades, genocide and ethnic cleansing. Macedonia is a nation the world has forgotten about.

Western authors, historians, experts, archaeologists teachers, professors and politicians have deprived the Macedonian nation of its history, traditions, culture, identity, literature, symbols and land, and falsified our Macedonian antiquity.

In schools, children are deceived and indoctrinated with "Greek" history, mythology, Gods and literature instead of being taught the truth.

Before 1860, "Greece" did not exist. Neither did any "Greek" nationality. Before 1913, no Serbian "Albanian" or "Bulgarian" nationality or country existed. Before the Second World War, no Montenegrin, Croatian, Bosnian or Slovenian nationality or country existed. All of this is old Macedonian territory. As evidence, there are ancient historian maps presented in book 1.

The media of the western world has never revealed the truth about Macedonia, only presented fabricated, anti-Macedonian propaganda.

During the 20th century we have heard and seen the Western world's propaganda, discrimination and violations against Macedonia and the Macedonian nation. Now it is time for us to make our voices heard and to inform the world about the truth. We want to show the world our struggle for justice and reveal to the world the truth about Macedonia and the Macedonian nation.

I want to warn the readers about the shocking pictures in the book, of young Macedonians, some tortured, others massacred in the spring of 2001 by "Albanian" Nazi fascist extremists and terrorists and with the help of corrupt Macedonian traitors, who call themselves politicians and the Western World's organizations the NATO, the UN and the EU.

This is an echo of the Second World War when Hitler's nazis and Mussolini's fascists occupied Macedonia and gave the "Albanian" terrorists and fascists permission to massacre, murder and slaughter hundreds of thousands of Macedonians. Now the NATO, the UN and the EU are the barbarian, performing the same task as Hitler and Mussolini did. We Macedonians will never forget nor forgive this.

The price of the CD-book is 36 Euro including shipping. Would you like to be a distributor? The price is then 26 Euro per CD-book including shipping, if you order 20 CD-books or more.

To order the CD-book send an e-mail to: Ljupco Mircevski-Trepet TREPET_1@hotmail.com

I can promise you an interesting and exciting reading.

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Från: Ljupco Mircevski ljupco_mircevski@hotmail.com
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I ert mail står det att:

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Ämne: Re: MACEDONIAN BOOKS - MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS!

Abe da se super ama rabotata e sto ne mi ja otvara stranata. Aj pisete sto e problemot i do kaj e celava ovaa rabota. Inaku utre 24ti, se igra derbi kup finale vo fudbal pomegu nasi i "siptari" pa ke bide haos niz celo Skopje.
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>Sent: 5/14/2006 10:48:52 AM
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>law@fs1.ec.man.ac.uk;kathleen.lacey@manchester.ac.uk;stephen.wadsworth@manchest
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>Subject: Re: MACEDONIAN BOOKS - MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS!
>
>MACEDONIAN BOOKS - MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS!
>
>READ ABOUT MACEDONIA AND THE MACEDONIAN NATION!
>
>THE TRUTH ABOUT MACEDONIA AND THE MACEDONIAN NATION!
>
>This is not a commercial (not Spam). This is about a nation that has
>suffered deeply, a nation the world has forgotten about.
>
>If you want to know the truth about Macedonia and the Macedonian nation,
>please visit the web site Macedonian Books Macedonia for the Macedonians for
>more information: http://www.trepet.com
>
>JAS SUM MAKEDONEC A NE FYROMEC!
>NIE SME MAKEDONCI A NE FYROMCI!
>
>LONG LIVE MACEDONIAN!
>LONG LIVE THE MACEDONIAN NATION!
>

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Zdravo Ivan!
Web stranicata na Vojvodata TREPET izdrzha samo dve nedeli i ja zatvorija neprijatelite na makedonskiot narod, dushmanskite neprijateli od brisel i taka narechenite amerikanci i se razbira okupatorskite neprijateli, pa makeodnskite izrodi. Na tie neprijateli im smeta za da se kazhuva vistinta za makedonija i za makedonskiot narod. Na tie neprijateli im smeta ako nekoj negativno gji kritikuva za nivnite zverski zlostorstva shto gji pravat nad makeodnskiot narod. Se snaeshe deka Vojvodata TREPET im beshe trn vo ochi na neprikatelite a sega on im ja zaboduva sabjata vo srce i zatoa tie nashi neprijateli se plashat od Makedonskiot Vojvodata TREPET i toa e golem znak deka on e STRAH I TREPET za nashite neprijateli.

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From: "Ivan Jovanov" Vardarec@icqmail.com
To: gjorce_petrov_vojvoda@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: MACEDONIAN BOOKS - MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS!
Date: Tue, 23 May 2006 15:40:50 -0700

Abe da se super ama rabotata e sto ne mi ja otvara stranata. Aj pisete
sto e problemot i do kaj e celava ovaa rabota. Inaku utre 24ti, se igra
derbi kup finale vo fudbal pomegu nasi i "siptari" pa ke bide haos niz
celo Skopje.
Pa pozdrav braka kaj i da ste.


<-----Original Message----->
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>Sent: 5/14/2006 10:48:52 AM
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>subscribe@yahoogroups.com;MakPolitics-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com;MakPo
litics-
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>Cc: support@boardhost.com;dmca@boardhost.com;admin@bg-
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po.state
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>law@fs1.ec.man.ac.uk;kathleen.lacey@manchester.ac.uk;stephen.wadsworth@
manchest
>er.ac.uk;Action-Macedonia@hec.greece.org
>Subject: Re: MACEDONIAN BOOKS - MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS!
>
>MACEDONIAN BOOKS - MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS!
>
>READ ABOUT MACEDONIA AND THE MACEDONIAN NATION!
>
>THE TRUTH ABOUT MACEDONIA AND THE MACEDONIAN NATION!
>
>This is not a commercial (not Spam). This is about a nation that has
>suffered deeply, a nation the world has forgotten about.
>
>If you want to know the truth about Macedonia and the Macedonian
nation,
>please visit the web site Macedonian Books Macedonia for the
Macedonians for
>more information: http://www.trepet.com
>
>JAS SUM MAKEDONEC A NE FYROMEC!
>NIE SME MAKEDONCI A NE FYROMCI!
>
>LONG LIVE MACEDONIAN!
>LONG LIVE THE MACEDONIAN NATION!
>
>

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Richard is more than an award-winning #1 Bestselling Author (with a string of eleven New York Times bestsellers and 13 million plus copies of his books in print worldwide). He is also a savvy businessman and entrepreneur. At the age of 31, Richard was awarded the coveted Ernst and Young Entrepreneur of the Year Lifetime Achievement Award. Richard is also the founder of The Christmas Box International; an organization that helps abused and neglected children. BookWise combines three loves of his life: Books, Business and Charity.



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There once was a bad pussy who was very lazy. She lived on a farm in the countryside, half way between the towns of Hentai and Milf. She was content enough to hunt the tits, although the best tits often got away, but the farm was getting overrun by rats and this useless pussy just wouldnt do her job. She just lazed around all day as if she were Pamela Anderson lying on a beach in the sun, or Paris Hilton contemplating the purchase of a new handbag. Of course she didnt have Pamela Anderson's body, or the wealth of Ms Hilton so she was very little use to the farmer. That was one of her biggest boobs, or boobies. The man who owned the farm lived there with his wife and three girls, and he was getting increasingly frustrated with the pussy. They decided that something had to be done about the problem. If they had wanted to have Jessica Simpson or Jenna Jameson or even Carmen Electra living on their farm they would have invited them, but they were stuck with this lazy pussy and thousands of rats. The farmer decided to look on his computer for a solution to the problem. Perhaps he might find something on e bay. "My three daughters will be girls gone wild if I cannot rid the farm of rats", he thought. " No more playing games". Being a loving father and husband he confined himself to looking for solutions to his problem. He did not linger on porn sites, nor was he tempted to type in "sex" or "lesbians frolicing". If he came across any nude pictures he quickly clicked to a different page, especially if he could hear his wife coming. The only real indulgence he allowed himself was to look at the Eminem website, because he had a passion for that rapper. He was tempted to look at his daughters' Myspace pages, because like all good fathers he wanted to check what sort of person his children were consorting with on line. But he didnt know their passwords so he had to leave that for now. He did sign up to a games cheat page, as he was a keen gamer, who always wanted to win. The free porn was a temptation which he resisted
So after trying Google, Yahoo, MSN, and a host of other websites, includng 89.com he finally found what he was looking for in a little known site called mapquest. While he didnt want to just go around the 50 cent end of the market, he couldnt afford to spend too much. But he found what he wanted in an ad from a homeless animals shelter. It said "Dogs available for good homes".
He knew this was exactly what he needed. If the useless pussy objected she knew what she could do.
So he got three terrier dogs. Within two weeks all the rats were gone. As for the lazy pussy, she has not been seen around the farm from that day to this, but being a pussy you can depend on it that she ended up ok.

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Subject: The most provocative and compelling writer on the internet today.


Author:
Francis Meade. (Enthused.)
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Date Posted: 15:39:47 06/06/11 Mon
I have to say that I have never come across such provocative writing on the internet in all my years.
christopheranton gives a new meaning to the term "shocking" in almost every line that he writes. There seems to be no subject that is immune from his scathing wit.
Everyone from Barack Obama to Napoleon Bonaparte, from Julius Caesar to Andrew Jackson recieves lashes from his pen.
The most annoying thing about his writings is, that even when you disagree with him, his arguments are so persuasive, and his style of writing so compelling, that you find yourself applauding anyway.

In this collection his insightful, and wholly original, views on a range of topics can, one minute transport you to laughing at the pretensions of our political masters in "Area 51. The final truth about it", or weeping at the cruelties unfolded in the opening of "The Death of Joseph Stalin".

Undoubtedly christopheranton is a light to look out for in the twenty first century.

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You're proper nutty Chris - what a wonderful brain you have, with a very special imagination contained therein!

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Subject: A brilliant new look at the private life and perversions of Adolf Hitler.


Author:
Christopher Meade (Sincere)
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Date Posted: 02:23:16 09/19/12 Wed
Finally a great novel of the twenty first century and about Adolf Hitler too.

I am one of those readers who yawn at the prospect of reading either science-fiction or historical novels. My notion of hell would be to be forced to spend an eternity wading through books that purport to take me into a realm that I could never enter myself. My horror would be further increased by being told by the devilish librarian that the book portrayed a parallel universe. Satan will now have to think again. That torture no longer holds any fears for me. I've just read a volume that is a historical novel and also takes the reader into a parallel universe. I have to say that this book is one of the very best I've read and I'm penning this short review, in order to introduce it to the wider readership, that its quality and breadth of vision undoubtedly deserve.

A really good book about Hitler, for a change.




There have been many novels written about World War II and the characters that were the leading lights in that great conflict. The Pyramids of Giza could probably be wallpapered with the books which have been written about Adolf Hitler alone. How often has a publisher not sighed in exasperation when yet another tome about the Second World War lands on his desk? What is needed to set the publishing and reading world on fire is a book that treats the last great worldwide conflagration with some imagination and originality. I have to tell you that such a piece of literature has at last been completed. The book which I am about to review is one of the most startlingly original of anything that it has been my pleasure to peruse in recent years. I am speaking about The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler, born Countess Christina Bernadotte, translated and edited by historian and novelist Frank Sanello.










What you will be acquiring, if you purchase this book, is a panoramic and intimate insight into the world surrounding Adolf Hitler. This will be presented to you through the words of the evil dictator’s wife. I am not talking about the insipid and frivolous Eva Braun. Rather the genius of Mr Sanello has told the story of the Third Reich from the point of view of the wife, which nobody knew Hitler had. Countess Bernadotte, according to the story, was forced to wed Adolf by her ambitious Nazi loving mother. She detested her husband for more than just his political ruthlessness. He had some pretty disgusting sexual depravities as well, the details of which are portrayed graphically in the book. I will only say here that the words “walking”,”dog” and “brown” figure in the description of this perversion.







I don't wish to give away too much of the story. But I will tell you that Countess Bernadotte, or Mrs Hitler, if you prefer, proceeds, from her position at the centre of the evil conspiracy to conquer the world, to try and mitigate some of its worst excesses. She sets up an organisation to save as many Jews as possible from the Holocaust. To help her do this she has to flatter some seriously odious characters. Hermann Goring is among the more evil of them. Towards the end of the book there is a chapter which shows this loathsome Reich Marshal in all his absolute odiousness.







The more minor characters are no less well portrayed in this gripping novel than the central participants. The Duke and Duchess of Windsor are shown to us in all their ridiculous and idiotic vanity. The intrepid countess also has a meeting with the less than sympathetic Pope Pius XII. I must at this stage take issue with Mr Sanello regarding the picture he paints of this great Pontiff. Pope Pius has been disgracefully treated by some ill-informed historians in recent years. It takes away somewhat from this, otherwise excellent, book to see the libel being repeated yet again. Still it is a very well crafted, if inaccurate, picture.







The saddest part of this book is, that while its heroine exhausted her strength and risked her life, in trying to save thousands of the victims of this evil time, she was not shown the gratitude or the appreciation that she should have been, by the co-religionists of the people she helped. To find out what happens you will just need to read the book.







The touching relationship between the book’s central character and her son by Hitler gives an engaging story within a story to this epically scoped book. The terror of and detestation for his evil wicked father scars the young boy for life. But his existence is made tolerable by the great genius that germinates within his youthful soul. The love which Countess Bernadotte has for her son also elevates her stress filled life.

Read no more books about Adolf Hitler until you read this one.

I will bring this review of the “Magnum Opus” of Mr Frank Sanello to a close by urging you, if you spend your money on nothing else during this recession haunted era, to purchase your copy immediately it becomes available. Read it, and then give it an honoured place, either on your bookshelf or your hard drive, (depending on whether you buy the printed or the digital version). You may be stultified at the prospect, of being faced with the ordeal of reading yet another book about World War II. But people, you haven't read this one yet.




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Subject: An Instant Classic in the Tradition of Frankenstein and Dracula, not Wikipedia or FaceBook


Author:
Frank Sanello (Totally floored)
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Date Posted: 04:18:48 09/28/12 Fri
Book review by Frank Sanello

Not since a reporter interviewed a certain Louis about his relationship with a vampire by the name of Lestat has the living dead come so alive as in Christopher Antony Meade’s vividly imagined new novella, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”.
Because a plot turn or twist seems to appear on just about every other page, it’s difficult to describe the story and its protagonists without becoming a spoiler or tease, as in “Rosebud is a sled” or “The girl in “The Crying Game” is really a guy.”

Meade takes the reader down a horrific rabbit hole that would have traumatized Alice. During the trip, the author somehow manages to link the myth of flesh-eating zombies to Lewis Carroll’s Cheshire Cat, Pres. Obama’s ancestry, what the government is hiding at Roswell’s Area 51, the actual perpetrators behind the recession and global warming, the Three Little Pigs’ intergalactic origins, 12-Step programs, what really went down when Osama bin Laden was killed, and the “real” source of Hitler’s anti-Semitism which some readers may find a bit too gallow humorous.

Unlike most monster tales from Greek mythology to Lindsay Lohan, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” leavens its Grand Guignol style with mordant humour reminiscent of Hitchcock. (Watch Meade’s YouTube video. His voice is identical to Hitchcock’s and perfect for an audiobook version.)

A reviewer of Anne Rice’s third vampire chronicle, 2002’s “Queen of the Damned”, hailed the author for creating “universes within universes.”

The same kudos go to the multiple, interconnected universes of the Oval Office, Zombies Anonymous meetings, Buckingham Palace, bin Laden’s unlikely fetish and other surprises Meade has created and which I will try not to spoil.

WARNING: Skip the next paragraph if you don’t want to find out one of the novella’s plot twists.

Before he’s killed, Osama in Howard Hughes mode indulges his yen for school girls in uniform by watching marathon TV screenings of the St. Trinian’s film series (1954-2007) about a fictional English boarding school for delinquent girls.

Osama’s behavior out grosses a similar but tamer (!?) scene in the South Park animated feature film where Satan and Saddam Hussein have anal sex in hell.

Julian Faversham, the title’s zombie, is a gentleman of the old school who happens to be a member of the living dead cohabiting with Meade’s alter ego and narrator. The fictional Meade, which a police inspector’s report says “claimed to be some sort of a writer, although neither of us had heard of him,” unwittingly invites Julian to share his apartment.

Faversham pays the “rent” by playing Chopin nocturnes and Mozart sonatas on his music-loving roommate’s piano.

“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

The description of Julian is reminiscent of Anne Rice’s blood-sucker Lestat’s – only more nauseating – and I mean that in a good way:

“The figure at the piano got up…and gave me an old-fashioned, courteous bow. He was not a pretty sight. The skin seemed to have dried out and it was shrunken, so that it barely covered the outlines of the skull. If there were any eyes, they were sunk so far into the sockets as to be invisible. Some of [Julian’s] parchment-like epidermis clinging to his neck had come away and was hanging loose like wallpaper…

The hand the cadaver extended to me to shake was green with mould, and the skeletal tips of the fingers emerged from the crumbling remnants of skin that covered the palms and wrists.

“Julian Faversham at your service,” it said.

I declined to shake the decaying appendage”.

WARNING: The next paragraph has another spoiler.

Like all zombies, Faversham craves human flesh, which Meade recasts in 12-Step Speak as an addiction rather than cannibalism. While the clueless author/narrator presumes Faversham is having a “one-night stand” with a female cadaver he’s invited back to their apartment from the local cemetery, it turns out that poor Julian has had a relapse and has resumed eating humans instead of Zombies Anonymous’ recommended alternative, cat food. Julian’s literally cadaverous sex partner turns out to be a fellow member of ZA who sits with him until the urge to cannibalize passes.

One final spoiler I can’t resist: The narrator informs us that Gulliver’s Lilliputians are real and migrated to colonial America, where their descendants commit identity theft and other white-collar crimes.

Meade uses this “historical fact” to satirize the corruption of post-Soviet Russia’s Wild West Capitalism where even the treasures of the Kremlin Museums are for sale to the highest bidder – or stolen by clever Lilliputian thieves.

A series of laugh-out-loud appendices in the book satirize conspiracy theorists by blaming most of the world’s crises on various villains, among them Santa Claus’s psychotic sibling, Anti-Santa.

(Tim Burton needs to read this book. The Anti-Santa story within the story would make a great animated segment in a live-action film about the other characters.)

My only disappointment was that Meade hasn’t given us more. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” is one of those books that you wish would never end.

Contact the author and urge him to write a zombie trilogy. It may outsell Anne Rice's!

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Subject: Illuminati revealed. Obama and bin Laden connection. Not Wikipedia, Facebook or Twitter


Author:
Christopher Anton (Laughing myself inside out.)
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Date Posted: 03:29:21 10/21/12 Sun
One of the most pervasive conspiracy theories in the world today is the notion that there is a shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, ruling all behind the scenes. Many books have been written about the influence of these malevolent secret elite, but none describe their history in a way that will have you falling over with laughter. None that is, until “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade exploded on the literary scene.
This book can best be described as a comedy horror/scathing political satire. There are few figures on the international stage that don’t feel the lacerations of the author’s tongue. Characters, as diverse as, Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden and Larry the Downing Street cat are pitilessly lampooned. There is a particularly funny and original explanation of the origins of Barack Obama. The “real story” of how Osama bin Laden met his end is as funny as it is shocking.
There is an Illuminati connection here as well, also in the death of Adolf Hitler. (It is worth reading for the account of the death of the German dictator alone).
I don’t want to give too much away in this short review. I will just say that, if you are the type of person who enjoys laughing at those who claim to be our betters, this is the book you should read. You are guaranteed to fall off your seat from laughing.


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Subject: A Comic Horror Classic. Not Wikipedia or Facebook.The funniest book I have read in ages.


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 09:14:18 01/27/13 Sun
When I first saw this book advertised, I was reluctant to buy it. I'd never heard of the author Christopher Antony Meade and I was reluctant to spend any of my hard earned funds on his novella. After reading the excellent review that accompanies the advertisement, I decided to take the plunge and buy the book. It was a decision I have not regretted. A book of 95 pages should take about four hours to read. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” occupied my time for about 10 hours. It was just so funny I had to keep putting it down in order to recover from the laughing.
I'm not sure whether the author really is telling the truth when he makes his outrageous claims. You can be certain, though; that there will be very embarrassed faces in the homes of the great and good if this book gets widespread circulation.
It starts off as a conventional enough zombie story. The actual zombie is a cut above the usual run-of-the-mill graveyard refugees. For one thing, he's a very talented classical pianist. When he moves in with a rather naive writer in Wimbledon in South London, he sets in train a series of events that will ultimately bring him to the highest house in the land and an encounter with a rather hapless Barack Obama. Suffice it to say that American brains are on the menu.
Barack Obama also figures large in this book. The story of his ancestry is as strange as it is funny. Osama bin Laden is revealed to have been a schoolgirl fetishist. The tale of how he met his end is very far removed from the official version. It makes the Navy seal’s account seem rather pallid as well.
The reader is also treated to some very original and hilarious explanations for such modern controversies, as the real purpose of area 51, or the very surprising cause of chem trails, among others.
I have to say that this book is an imaginative and comic triumph. My only regret about it is that it came to an end. I hope I don't have to wait too long for the sequel. Mind you, I will have to find some way of stopping this laughing. Otherwise, I will be suing Christopher Antony Meade for putting me into this state in the first place.
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Subject: Is this the the funniest and wierdest book ever written?


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 09:05:38 02/20/13 Wed
I can't possibly imagine the depth of the author's imagination for the purposes of writing this clever little book. It's chock full of amazing details about, well, everything from George Washington to Queen Elizabeth II.
If you are a fan of 'The Walking Dead', you will certainly love the first treatise of the book when a zombie comes to live with the author and becomes fast friends with his cat. (The cat is from hell, of course, and nothing else is what it appears to be either).
Who knew that Barack Obama is part Cheshire cat?
Who knew that Osama Bin Laden loved high school cheerleader porn?
Who knew that Queen Elizabeth II sleeps with giant curlers in her hair?
Who knew indeed?
Well, buy this book and enjoy the hijinks that ensue during the making of Area 51 and why the three little pigs will one day destroy the world.
It's a fun read, full of interesting twists and turns that NO WAY you will see coming! It's got something for everyone - laughs, tragedy, fantasy, zombies, the recession, Hitler.
You'll recommend this book to your pals because they will want to know the true story of history too. It's outlandish and scary!
I would have given this book 5 stars, but it's just too short! There's more to tell Mr Meade.
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Subject: Origin and history of the Illuminati. New and startling evidence revealed


Author:
Christopher Antony Meade (Sincere)
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Date Posted: 06:19:10 02/26/13 Tue
There is a continuing fascination with the Illuminati and their all pervasive influence on world affairs.
There was an organisation called the Illuminati, which was founded in Bavaria in the eighteenth century. This is not the sinister organisation that aims to gain ruler ship over the world.
Only very few people can reveal the true facts about this sinister “society above society”. I am one of those with full knowledge. No doubt you are wondering how deep my insight goes.
To find out read my latest e-book The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. It tells the story of the brilliant pianist, but loathsome zombie, Julian Faversham and his attempted assassination of Barack Obama.
It contains information on the history and power of the Illuminati that is not detailed anywhere else.
There is also some fascinating, but very embarrassing, information about the ancestry of Barack Obama.
Osama bin Laden was not killed in the way we have been told either. Read the true account of his demise here.
There is a royal connection here also, (or at least a Buckingham Palace connection).
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Subject: Funniest book I have read in years. A classic of modern comedy


Author:
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Date Posted: 03:24:15 02/27/13 Wed
This book will surely have a cult following before long. Wikipedia articles and Facebook pages will be dedicated to it by its hordes of fans. Twitter will positively smoke from the volume of tweets devoted to it. The year 2012 will not be remembered for the American election, or even for the much prophesied “End of The World”. Rather it will go down in history as the year a great cult classic was published. Move over George Orwell and Anne Rice. Make room for Christopher Antony Meade.
One of the most pervasive conspiracy theories in the world today is the notion that there is a shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, ruling all behind the scenes. Many books have been written about the influence of these malevolent secret elite, but none describe their history in a way that will have you falling over with laughter. None that is, until “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade exploded on the literary scene.
This book can best be described as a comedy horror/scathing political satire. There are few figures on the international stage that don’t feel the lacerations of the author’s tongue. Characters, as diverse as, Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden and Larry the Downing Street cat are pitilessly lampooned. There is a particularly funny and original explanation of the origins of Barack Obama. The “real story” of how Osama bin Laden met his end is as funny as it is shocking.
There is an Illuminati connection here as well, also in the death of Adolf Hitler. (It is worth reading for the account of the death of the German dictator alone).
I don’t want to give too much away in this short review. I will just say that, if you are the type of person who enjoys laughing at those who claim to be our betters, this is the book you should read. You are guaranteed to fall off your seat from laughing.
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Subject: Laughing at the President. When Barack Obama got attacked by a zombie.


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 06:35:36 02/27/13 Wed
One of the funniest scenes in this very funny book is the one in which Barack Obama gets attacked by a psychopathic zombie cat/shape-shifter. The fact that it occurs in Buckingham Palace just adds to the nonsensical surrealism.
This book will surely have a cult following before long. Wikipedia articles and Facebook pages will be dedicated to it by its hordes of fans. Twitter will positively smoke from the volume of tweets devoted to it. The year 2012 will not be remembered for the American election, or even for the much prophesied “End of The World”. Rather it will go down in history as the year a great cult classic was published. Move over George Orwell and Anne Rice. Make room for Christopher Antony Meade.
One of the most pervasive conspiracy theories in the world today is the notion that there is a shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, ruling all behind the scenes. Many books have been written about the influence of these malevolent secret elite, but none describe their history in a way that will have you falling over with laughter. None that is, until “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade exploded on the literary scene.
This book can best be described as a comedy horror/scathing political satire. There are few figures on the international stage that don’t feel the lacerations of the author’s tongue. Characters, as diverse as, Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden and Larry the Downing Street cat are pitilessly lampooned. There is a particularly funny and original explanation of the origins of Barack Obama. The “real story” of how Osama bin Laden met his end is as funny as it is shocking.
There is an Illuminati connection here as well, also in the death of Adolf Hitler. (It is worth reading for the account of the death of the German dictator alone).
I don’t want to give too much away in this short review. I will just say that, if you are the type of person who enjoys laughing at those who claim to be our betters, this is the book you should read. You are guaranteed to fall off your seat from laughing.
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Subject: Attack on Barack Obama. President almost killed in Buckingham Palace


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Date Posted: 03:50:49 03/01/13 Fri
When Barack Obama stayed overnight in Buckingham Palace, during his state visit to the United Kingdom, he got a nasty surprise in the night. Michelle was not exactly thrilled either. The invasion of the presidential bedroom comes at the culmination of “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the outrageously irreverent and very funny book by Christopher Antony Meade.
This is not the only part of this novella that will have the reader rolling with laughter. The Illuminati conspiracy, the death of Osama bin Laden and the ancestry of Barack Obama also get the special Christopher Antony Meade treatment. That is to say that all of these stories are most mercilessly lampooned. Watch out for some rather novel reasons for the world recession and climate change also.
This is definitely a book that deserves to have a wide readership. It certainly contributes to the gaiety of nations.
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Subject: Horrific Zombie attack on Barack and Michelle Obama


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Date Posted: 03:13:26 03/03/13 Sun
To be attacked by a flesh eating zombie can be a very frightening thing. I know that when Barack and Michelle Obama encountered one of the ravening undead they were terrified out of their wits. Did the monster eat their brains? The president’s political opponents would say that he had no brains in the first place and the zombie would be faced with an empty skull.
So how this this horrifically gruesome episode occur in the lives of the First Couple? Did the zombie succeed in his nefarious aim of dining on the presidential grey matter? The answer to this question can be found in the amazing new book, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that master of political satire, Christopher Antony Meade. The answers to some of the other great questions of the age, such as how the Illuminati conspiracy really works and what the secret is that Barack Obama keeps hidden in his trousers.
Don’t be kept in the dark about the things “our betters” would like to keep hidden. Get this book and then laugh at their pretensions instead.
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Subject: Michelle Obama and her embarrassing secret.


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Date Posted: 07:11:17 03/03/13 Sun
When Michelle Obama sleeps, she snores so loudly that the walls of the White House almost shake.
Her nocturnal eruptions especially caused embarrassment during the state visit, which the presidential couple paid to Queen Elizabeth II in London last year. Nobody at Buckingham Palace could get any sleep. The Queen and Prince Philip had to hammer on the bedroom door, in order to command some peace. The snoring of the First Lady was not the only problem that had to be dealt with, that night in the palace. When Michelle started screaming, things really were becoming very dangerous.
What caused Mrs Obama to yell like a baby on that fateful night? Was it something to do with the secret that Barack keeps hidden in his trousers? What is that big secret?
The answer to these and a host of other intriguing mysteries can be found in the devastatingly funny political satire, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade. You’ve probably guessed, but there is a psychopathic brain-eating zombie in the book as well and it is neither Mitt Romney nor Hilary Clinton.
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Subject: At home with Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:50:16 03/04/13 Mon
It can be difficult enough to get to sleep at Buckingham Palace, what with the noise from marching bands rehearsing the latest royal ceremony, not to speak of the myriad of servants trying to do their cleaning jobs around the palace while the Royal Family try to snatch some rest. Somebody is always managing to knock over a Ming vase, or drop some silverware, just when Her Majesty is about to drop off. A maid once trod on the tail of a corgi one night and the startled yelping of the dog made sleep an impossibility for the much tried monarch and her long suffering consort.
But all these disturbances were as nothing compared with the shenanigans that occurred the night that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle stayed overnight in the palace. The snoring of the American First Lady was likened, by those unfortunate enough to hear it that night, to a combination to the drone of a Lancaster bomber allied with the chuffing of an old fashioned steam train. When this cacophony was succeeded by ear-piercing screaming and shouting coming from the suite occupied by the presidential couple, it was more than the elderly royal couple could endure. Her Majesty, accompanied by Prince Philip, stormed down to the guest apartment and hammered on the door.
What was causing the disturbance? What awful sight met the eyes of Her Majesty and His Royal Highness when the door was opened?
The answer can be found in “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the outrageously irreverent political satire by Christopher Antony Meade. The answers to many other questions of the age, such as, what really happened to Hitler’s body and what embarrassing secret is hidden beneath Barack Obama’s trousers can be found there too. You will probably be surprised and you will definitely be entertained.
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Subject: Death of Adolf Hitler and what happened to his body


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 05:27:09 03/05/13 Tue
When Adolf Hitler took that cyanide capsule in the bunker in Berlin in 1945, the guards that entered the room were shocked when they were not confronted by the body of their dead leader. What faced them was a sight that would haunt them for the rest of their lives. The dictator had, at the moment of death, transformed into something truly grotesque. His mistress Eva Braun, who had shared in the death pact, had changed as well, but not so revoltingly.
The following week, what remained of Hitler was giving a starring role at the victory banquet in Moscow, by order of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.
How did this all come to be? Why did the body of Hitler change and what did it change into?
The answer to these questions can be found in the startling and outrageous book “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that stalwart of the comic macabre, Christopher Antony Meade.
Not only, is the mystery of Hitler’s fate uncovered, but many of the other great questions that have eluded answers are resolved here as well, such as the real origin and influence of the Illuminati and the catfood bill for the White House has been so high since the start of the presidency of Barack Obama.
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Subject: Most scary zombie book and the funniest one as well


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Date Posted: 06:59:03 03/06/13 Wed
An encounter with a brain-eating zombie is one of the most terrifying and often lethal experiences anyone can expect to endure. The process of having the top of the head bitten off and the “grey matter” chewed on by one of these revolting un-dead is not something that any sane person would relish.
That is exactly the fate that was planned for United States President Barack Obama and his fragrant wife Michelle, during their state visit to the United Kingdom last year. The creature that attacked them had been hiding in their rooms at Buckingham Palace. Of all the trials suffered by this international statesman, this must surely have been the worst. Debating with Mitt Romney would be a picnic compared with this life and sanity threatening encounter.
So, you may ask how the President and First Lady came to be the intended dinner for the brain-eater in the first place and did the zombie succeed in chomping at the hippocampus of the chief executive. (Some say it’s obvious that he did). The answer can be found in the very funny political satire “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that master of the comic grotesque, Christopher Antony Meade.
I won’t give away any more info on the comic delights of this very funny book. I can guarantee, however, that you will never look at the world the same way again after reading it.
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Subject: Original, outrageous and very funny book. A classic of political comedy


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by the alternative comedy writer Christopher Antony Meade is a book that will give you great entertainment. If you are the kind of person who likes to laugh at the pretentions of those who call themselves our betters, this is certainly the book for you. Among those lampooned, in this savage satire, is a rather hapless Barack Obama. The chapter explaining the bizarre details of his ancestry is a classic of political comedy.
Do you want to find out the true use of Area 51, or the origin of the Illuminati? All that is revealed here as well.
I won’t spoil your enjoyment of this original and startlingly outrageous novella, by revealing any more of its secrets. It’s better that you discover them for yourselves. It is definitely well worth the exploration.
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Subject: Just simply a really funny book


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 08:05:43 03/10/13 Sun
“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by the alternative comedy writer Christopher Antony Meade is a book that will give you great entertainment. If you are the kind of person who likes to laugh at the pretentions of those who call themselves our betters, this is certainly the book for you. Among those lampooned, in this savage satire, is a rather hapless Barack Obama. The chapter explaining the bizarre details of his ancestry is a classic of political comedy.
Do you want to find out the true use of Area 51, or the origin of the Illuminati? All that is revealed here as well.
I won’t spoil your enjoyment of this original and startlingly outrageous novella, by revealing any more of its secrets. It’s better that you discover them for yourselves. It is definitely well worth the exploration.
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Subject: Take good pussy into your bed but avoid bad pussy


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 04:20:32 03/11/13 Mon
Not every pussy can be a pleasure to stroke. The pussy that attempted to get into the bed of President Barack Obama was definitely not a very lovely pussy. This was a shape-shifting zombie pussy that had designs on the presidential brain, rather than on any more pleasure-inducing organ.
The fact that this decomposing, but alive, monstrosity launched its attack while the President and First Lady were staying in Buckingham Palace just added to the terror caused by this mouldy pussy. The last thing any man, or indeed woman, needs is to be sharing their bed with a smelly and ravenous pussy.
So how did this evil pussy get to be in Buckingham Palace in the first place and what made Barack Obama so attractive to the devil-spawned feline?
The answer to this and many other pussy related questions can be found in “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the outrageous satire on politicians and pussies, by that master of macabre pussy related literature, Christopher Antony Meade. Many other topical subjects are covered in this totally “off the wall” book. Some involve pussy and some do not, but all will have you falling off your seat from laughing.
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Subject: Praise and appreciation for a very funny book


Author:
Frank Sanello (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 10:05:49 03/13/13 Wed
Not since a reporter interviewed a certain Louis about his relationship with a vampire by the name of Lestat has the living dead come so alive as in Christopher Antony Meade’s vividly imagined new novella, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”.
Because a plot turn or twist seems to appear on just about every other page, it’s difficult to describe the story and its protagonists without becoming a spoiler or tease, as in “Rosebud is a sled” or “The girl in “The Crying Game” is really a guy.”

Meade takes the reader down a horrific rabbit hole that would have traumatized Alice. During the trip, the author somehow manages to link the myth of flesh-eating zombies to Lewis Carroll’s Cheshire Cat, Pres. Obama’s ancestry, what the government is hiding at Roswell’s Area 51, the actual perpetrators behind the recession and global warming, the Three Little Pigs’ intergalactic origins, 12-Step programs, what really went down when Osama bin Laden was killed, and the “real” source of Hitler’s anti-Semitism which some readers may find a bit too gallow humorous.

Unlike most monster tales from Greek mythology to Lindsay Lohan, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” leavens its Grand Guignol style with mordant humour reminiscent of Hitchcock. (Watch Meade’s YouTube video. His voice is identical to Hitchcock’s and perfect for an audiobook version.)

A reviewer of Anne Rice’s third vampire chronicle, 2002’s “Queen of the Damned”, hailed the author for creating “universes within universes.”

The same kudos go to the multiple, interconnected universes of the Oval Office, Zombies Anonymous meetings, Buckingham Palace, bin Laden’s unlikely fetish and other surprises Meade has created and which I will try not to spoil.

WARNING: Skip the next paragraph if you don’t want to find out one of the novella’s plot twists.

Before he’s killed, Osama in Howard Hughes mode indulges his yen for school girls in uniform by watching marathon TV screenings of the St. Trinian’s film series (1954-2007) about a fictional English boarding school for delinquent girls.

Osama’s behavior out grosses a similar but tamer (!?) scene in the South Park animated feature film where Satan and Saddam Hussein have anal sex in hell.

Julian Faversham, the title’s zombie, is a gentleman of the old school who happens to be a member of the living dead cohabiting with Meade’s alter ego and narrator. The fictional Meade, which a police inspector’s report says “claimed to be some sort of a writer, although neither of us had heard of him,” unwittingly invites Julian to share his apartment.

Faversham pays the “rent” by playing Chopin nocturnes and Mozart sonatas on his music-loving roommate’s piano.

“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

The description of Julian is reminiscent of Anne Rice’s blood-sucker Lestat’s – only more nauseating – and I mean that in a good way:

“The figure at the piano got up…and gave me an old-fashioned, courteous bow. He was not a pretty sight. The skin seemed to have dried out and it was shrunken, so that it barely covered the outlines of the skull. If there were any eyes, they were sunk so far into the sockets as to be invisible. Some of [Julian’s] parchment-like epidermis clinging to his neck had come away and was hanging loose like wallpaper…

The hand the cadaver extended to me to shake was green with mould, and the skeletal tips of the fingers emerged from the crumbling remnants of skin that covered the palms and wrists.

“Julian Faversham at your service,” it said.

I declined to shake the decaying appendage”.

WARNING: The next paragraph has another spoiler.

Like all zombies, Faversham craves human flesh, which Meade recasts in 12-Step Speak as an addiction rather than cannibalism. While the clueless author/narrator presumes Faversham is having a “one-night stand” with a female cadaver he’s invited back to their apartment from the local cemetery, it turns out that poor Julian has had a relapse and has resumed eating humans instead of Zombies Anonymous’ recommended alternative, cat food. Julian’s literally cadaverous sex partner turns out to be a fellow member of ZA who sits with him until the urge to cannibalize passes.

One final spoiler I can’t resist: The narrator informs us that Gulliver’s Lilliputians are real and migrated to colonial America, where their descendants commit identity theft and other white-collar crimes.

Meade uses this “historical fact” to satirize the corruption of post-Soviet Russia’s Wild West Capitalism where even the treasures of the Kremlin Museums are for sale to the highest bidder – or stolen by clever Lilliputian thieves.

A series of laugh-out-loud appendices in the book satirize conspiracy theorists by blaming most of the world’s crises on various villains, among them Santa Claus’s psychotic sibling, Anti-Santa.

(Tim Burton needs to read this book. The Anti-Santa story within the story would make a great animated segment in a live-action film about the other characters.)

My only disappointment was that Meade hasn’t given us more. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” is one of those books that you wish would never end.

Contact the author and urge him to write a zombie trilogy. It may outsell Anne Rice's!

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Subject: Review of a very funny book that will really make you laugh a lot


Author:
Eric Dierker (Laughing a lot.)
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Date Posted: 07:29:39 03/20/13 Wed
Sometimes we read books that are not quite of the genres that we care for, usually because some in law forced it on us and would quiz us at the next family meal


If you want a book to give to a conspiracy theory nutcase, look no further. Or if you are one read then give to your non-friends. Meade is just a good fellow. Definitely not pretentious and just a pleasant soul. He is not big star material unless you really liked Alfred Hitchcock and Orson Wells. However Meade put some heart into his Novella, The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama. Meade leaves his mind behind and gives you yours. You will find some of your thoughts when reading it are not all that different. You have always suspected now you will know.


Characters.


The list is amazing but all play an integral part.

Osama Bin Laden, is clearly explained in the description offered by Meade.

Michelle Obama, is revealed for what she is and why.

The Queen Mother is revered and well described as the stately lady that we love.

Downing Street Cameron is shown in a light that may breed contempt but must be respected.

Now there are various swine, cats of variety, and many folks with a bad small person complex.

Adolf Hitler plays no real role but the secrecy of his demise is finally revealed.

Secret Service Agents are exposed for the lazy public servants that they must be.

My favorite Character is none other than that of the author himself, he insinuates himself like a Clive Cussler or the mysterious Richard Castle. And yet he is part of the story like a Hemingway.


Here are the prime qualities of this work.


You cannot put it down.

I first read it in the hospital as my son was having an operation. I had them delay his post op until I had finished so as not to be interrupted.

As a good book reviewer I fact checked a lot. Everything from the 3 little pigs to area 51 and lunar landings and assassinations checks out.

Readers, this is a satyr equal in imagination and timing as the great Monty Python and Benny Hill. This is just plain old great fun.

This book will lighten your load and encourage you to day dream and laugh. There is something about it that put me a little more at ease about the world events of the day. It is not a “feel good” book, but for some reason I just feel good after reading it.

Eric Dierker

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Subject: Best political satire. Funniest and most surreal book ever written


Author:
Henry Washington (Laughing and laughing again and again)
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Date Posted: 16:09:33 03/22/13 Fri
“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” is the rather odd title of an outrageously irreverent novella that is set to become a cult classic and one of the most original and funny political satires ever written. The author, Christopher Antony Meade, will surely find himself counted with such greats from the world of lampoonery as Jonathan Swift and Pelham Grenville Wodehouse.
This book, which is unlike any other I have ever read, begins as a standard zombie book, except that this mouldering undead monstrosity is a rather talented classical pianist by the name of Julian Faversham. Later on, with the addition of a bizarre collection of characters such as Adolf Hitler, the Cheshire cat, Osama bin laden, the Illuminati and a rather hapless Barack Obama, the reader is drawn into an ever more surreal and absurdly funny world. The chapters on the ancestry of Barack Obama and on the real secret of Area 51 are only some of the delights which should keep the reading public laughing until their jaws hurt.
I won't spoil things by revealing any more about this weird but totally funny book. I just hope it won't be a one-hit wonder and that Christopher Antony Meade brings out a sequel before too long. This reader wants to be first in the queue if he does.
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Subject: Check out this great and funny book. Excellent example of political satire


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Date Posted: 03:33:42 03/26/13 Tue
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Subject: If you like to laugh a lot, this hilarious satire is perfect


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Rupert Redman (Tickled a lot)
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Date Posted: 09:29:26 03/30/13 Sat
I won't bore you too much by going into too much detail about this really funny book called “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”. It was written by the talented Irish political satirist Christopher Antony Meade and it is a spoof on conspiracy theories, most especially on those about the Illuminati, Area 51, and the rumours about the ancestry and origins of United States President Barack Obama.
The unbridled imagination of Meade brings the reader into a world, that is as surreal as it is funny. The book gets off to a flying start with a zombie story, (but not like any encountered before). The zombie is actually a very talented classical musician as well as a brain eating psychopath. The transformation of this undead monster into something different, but totally unexpected, moves the story into more elevated, but surreally funny realms.
Rather than spoil things by giving the rest of the story away, I will suggest simply that you avail yourself of the first opportunity to read this irreverently hilarious novella.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON.
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http://goo.gl/ckqfk
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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Subject: The sad secret of Santa Claus revealed


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Trevor Oakshott (Exhausted from laughing)
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Date Posted: 03:51:46 05/13/13 Mon
When the evil brother of Santa Claus escaped from his prison, underneath the Greenland ice sheet, the consequences for the world were potentially devastating. Cedric Claus, (for that was the name of this psychopathic sibling of the red coated benefactor), set out to wreak havoc and to ruin Christmas for the entire planet. He is still going about his wicked work today. How he achieves this is explained in one of the appendices to the very funny book “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade. Many more strange and alarming things about our modern world are also explained within the pages of this very original and totally mad take on some of the conspiracy theories which float about in the collective consciousness of the 21st century public. I'm not saying you will believe everything you read in this book, but you are guaranteed to laugh a lot. I know I did and it takes a lot to make me roll about the floor in hilarity. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” is the perfect antidote to the, almost constant, deluge of grim storylines that bedevil all our news outlets today. Download it and cheer yourself up. There still is plenty to laugh at in the world.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON.
United States.
http://goo.gl/ckqfk
United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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