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Subject: Re: Flying While Intoxicated (FWI)

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Moonchild

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Date Posted: 13:03:10 10/28/01 Sun
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In reply to: Jim AKA Rapid-Fire 's message, "Flying While Intoxicated (FWI)" on 19:12:38 10/27/01 Sat

lol...this was a great one Jim! How could anyone forget this one!

>Here in our town a witch we found,
>who should have stayed upon the ground.
>Late at night, she met her doom,
>as she was flying on her broom.
>She should have known being FWI,
>she picked a very bad night to fly.
>For in the middle of her flight,
>that telephone pole came into sight.
>That night there were no friendly skies,
>that pole caught her square between the eyes.
>I do not believe it was her goal,
>to become part of that pole.
>If that happens when the witches fly,
>we better ground them from the sky.
>It was apparent that before she flew,
>she had been nipping at the witch's brew
>She hit that pole with a great big splat,
>since then she feels just a little flat.
>Around that pole she is firmly wrapped,
>so by her ole spells we will not be zapped.
>It was on the street known as Center,
>where she became a big ole splinter...

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Re: Flying While Intoxicated (FWI)	JB	14:36:05 10/29/01 Mon