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Date Posted:19:20:26 07/18/02 Thu Author Host/IP: NoHost/220.127.116.11
How can they think up each and every name,
and manage to put Baskin-Robbins to shame?
Won't have time to list every flavor they make,
it would take all night to read it for goodness sake.
There's Cherry Garcia and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough,
the favorites of many, wouldn't you know?
Chocolate Fudge Brownie & New York Super Fudge Chunk,
are all these strange names a bunch of bunk?
Ben and Jerry sure don't think so,
and on and on the long list will go.
Phish Food, didn't know you spelled it that way,
Cherry Garcia Frozen Yogurt chilling your brain today.
Chunky Monkey and Half Baked 2 Twisted
laughing so hard though I resisted.
There's World's Best Vanilla and Apple Crumble too,
and Brown Sugar With Cinnamon Streusel for you.
Apples & Caramel Swirl and Buttery Pecan,
along with Chubby Hubby, did he eat all he can?
Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz,
they're experts at ice cream just because.
They know the flavors and what people like,
a refreshing break during a hot summer hike.
Dilbert's World Totally Nuts and Concession Obsession,
who cares about our country's recession.
Ben & Jerry's ice cream is here to stay,
helping us all to have a better day.
Fudge Central and Makin' Whoopie Pie,
laughing so hard, I just might die.
Honey I'm Home and Nutty Waffle Cone,
I'm sure glad that I'm home alone.
I've covered enough of their flavors for you,
except for just one more, abbreviated SNAFU.