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Subject: You're Not Like My Father


Author:
Jim AKA Rapid-Fire
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Date Posted: 22:18:04 08/21/01 Tue
Author Host/IP: richfield-13.sisna.com/209.210.191.13

A young lad, going on a bus ride,
looking closely at the man he sat beside.
He had his collar on backwards you see,
the boy couldn't handle his curiousity.

"Why are you wearing your collar like that?"
The reply came back in nothing flat.
"I am a Father" was his reply,
a puzzled look in the kid's eye.

"My dad doesn't wear his like that,
the way that I do, with my hat."
"I am the Father of many," he then said,
"Well, so's my dad, he's nicknamed Red.

He has 4 boys and 4 girls,
with long beautiful curls."
The impatience of the priest starting to show,
"Well, there's something that you must know.

I'm the Father for hundreds you see,
that's why I wear my collar differently."
When the boy got off, one thing he had to say,
"Maybe you should wear your pants that way."

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Replies:
Subject Author Date
Re: You're Not Like My Fatherjitter-bug12:18:07 08/22/01 Wed
Re: You're Not Like My FatherLori S. Maynard14:53:30 09/19/01 Wed
Re: You're Not Like My FatherTrisha A.18:19:58 09/19/01 Wed
Re: You're Not Like My FatherGene11:07:43 09/20/01 Thu
Re: You're Not Like My FatherCynthia12:31:37 09/20/01 Thu



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