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Date Posted: 16:49:32 07/21/10 Wed
Author: SS
Subject: Re: ************PR**************
In reply to: SS 's message, "Re: ************PR**************" on 12:48:38 07/21/10 Wed

Party Radar
By: Lisping Hibiscus
7/15/10

(Boobity-Boohbah, Hum-A-Dee-Humbah,
Jumbah Zumbah, Zing Zing Zingbah!

My Synesthesantennae’s pickin’ up,
some khacki-wacky signals,
from an astronaut diaper mile away…

…on my Party Radar…

…I’ll just slip on my

I’ll be there faster,
than a Jamaican Bobsled team,
coached by John Candy!

Arrrrrrrruuuuuugggguuuuuuulllllllllaaaahhhhh!!!)
.
.
.
I’m gonna mingle,
shingle with a shimmy and a shake,
bingle that jingle,
all around my twenty-eight inch waist,
I’ll be strummin’ the spirit stratocastic,
won’t be stampin’ on my coaster brake,
I’ll be bustin’ some bombastic gymnastics,
shimmy-tangin’ this sonic steeplechase!

(Rakaramba!)

Global Ruckus,
at the Stock Exchange!
DJ Shake & Bake,
wompin' up a sick mirthquake!
Ooshkies,
watch 'em swan dive down the Slip-N-Slide!
Holy Rising Hemlines,
they're already out of Astroglide!

Dither that transmitter,
slither ‘til your heart sonic booms!
I’m scanning the horizon,
fightin’ til the first sign of dawn looms!
Drastic, erratic static,
rheumatically pulses in my waist!
Surrender to the velocity,
a higher frequency will be attained!

(I’m picking something up on my Party Radar!)
(I’m picking something up on my Party Radar!)

Holy Heinrich Hertz,
that’s genuine manzanilla!
Let’s go skinny dippin’,
and forge a Bumper Boat flotilla!
Add a quart of Burning Man,
with a pinch of Spinal Tap!
Sporks and sushi,
how’d I get tied up in saran wrap?

At the Montegreen,
they’re playing croquet with a bowling ball!

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