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Date Posted: 05:06:09 10/31/00 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: Scully pours a glass of water on Mulder then
In reply to: detoured 's message, ""Every day is like Halloween"" on 02:11:59 10/31/00 Tue

holds the freshly carved pumpkin in front of her face as he comes to. He sees the Frohike pumpkin, gives a girly scream, and faints again. Scully sighs and wonders if she should pour another glass of water on him. Before she can decide, there's a knock on the door.

"Come in, but remember I'm armed!" she yells her standard greeting. The door opens and she hears the clip-clop of high heels. "Hi, AD Skinner."

"How did you know it's me?" he asks.

"The hairy legs."

"Oh." He lifts up the skirt of his MM dress and looks at his hairy legs. "That's why I'm here, actually. I need some female assistance."

"Aren't you married? Why don't you ask your wife?"

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. That's for me to know. Anyway, do you think I should shave 'em?"

Mulder chooses that particular moment to wake up. Upon hearing about shaving, he gives another girly scream. "You're not going to shave me, are you?" Scully and Skinner look at him blankly. Mulder then sees Skinner's legs and realizes his error. "Oops. Sorry about that, sir."

Scully turns to Skinner. "No, sir, I think you look just fine as you are. Now...where did I put that camera?"

Again, someone knocks on the door. "Trick or treat!" is heard through the door. Scully goes to answer it and sees the Lone Gunmen dressed as the three stooges.

"How appropriate," she murmurs.

"Is Mulder here?" asks Langley. "It's really important that we find him. We think his life is in danger." Mulder gives a girly scream from the kitchen.

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