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Date Posted: 10:03:36 07/06/00 Thu
Author: Rab-id
Subject: Chapter 9...
In reply to: Kande's Sis, 's message, "Chapter 7" on 08:09:19 06/22/00 Thu

...Deputy Dwight P. Wright chomped down on a cigar in the right side of his mouth and considered the wincing Mulder through narrowed eyes..."That about right?"

M:(sheepishly)Not the Twilight Zone, Deputy...Just a big black hole.

DDPW:(Chomping and Squinting across the pedestrian ball field)Riiiighhht! One of those space holes just like on Star Trek...(Squinting at Mulder) Only where did it go,(relocating the cigar into the right side of his mouth) if you see what I mean?

M: Look, Deputy Dwight, my partner is missing. The longer we stand around here talking the further away they are likely to be taking her.

DDPW: (Squinting and Chomping)These here midgets you mean?

M: Little People is the politically correct term, I believe.

DDPW:(relocating his cigar to the left side of his mouth)Okay, these here Bleeping "Little People" who snatched your partner...You ever see them before this?

M:(rubbing his mental palms together happily) Well, the folklore of many cultures mentions the existence of diminutive peoples...the Gnomes of the Germanic Cultures, the Elves and Fairies of the British Isles Cultures, the...

DDPW: (interrupting) Fairies...Riiighht! (Squinting) Agent Mulder are you a drinking man?

M: (slightly confused) Well, not really...I have an occassional beer or glass of wine but I usually don't get really snokkered unless there is an International Conspiracy out to waste me or Scully has some incurable disease or something...Why?

DDPW: (Chomping and squinting and ignoring Mulder's question) And you and Agent Scully you didn't have any arguments or unpleasentness today did you?

M: (Squinting at the Deputy and Chomping on a handful of sunflower seeds) Just what are you impling Deputy? Agent Scully and I are like this (he holds up his right hand with his fingers crossed and notices that there is blood on his hand and shirtsleeve)

DDPW: (squinting at Mulder's hand) There is blood on your hands Agent Mulder.

Rab-id
who has to go, so someone else will have to tell us if that is Scully's blood or someone elses...Maybe it's just ketchup.

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