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Date Posted: 20:22:48 04/20/02 Sat
Author: Suzanne Sugarbaker
Subject: ...

As the waiter hands Suzanne a menu she immediately opens it and begins to study it for something that looks expensive and wonderful. She ends up ordering caviar for an appetizer then decides on a steak cooked rare and a glass of the reddest wine. (Her headache from the night before suddenly gone)

She stares across the table upon handing the waitor the menu back. "Why are you all looking at me like that?" She pauses for dramatic effect, "On a cruise you pay for things in advance... so I intend to get my moneys worth! Thank you very much."

With that statement said, Suzanne pulls out her compact and begins to check her hair and makeup.

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