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Date Posted: 22:39:39 02/28/03 Fri
Author: Scott
Subject: Re: Recycled Loyola joke
In reply to: Lou 's message, "Re: Recycled Loyola joke" on 16:56:33 02/28/03 Fri

Ok...here is another.

One day in a Baltimore divorce court, the judge must decide which parent is to get custody of their 10 year old son. There are pros and cons with both parents and the judge really can't decide who should be awarded custody so he called the child into his chambers to talk to the boy.

The judge asked the boy if he wanted to live with his father. The boy replied "no way, my dad physically abuses me". So the judge said "well I guess you want to live with your mother". The boy replied "heck no, mom beats me all the time too". So the judge asks the boy who he would like to live with and the boy responded "I want to live with Loyola College's basketball coach Scott Hicks". "Why would you want to live with Scott Hicks" asked the judge. The boy replied "because Scott Hicks doesn't beat anybody".

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