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Date Posted: Wed, May 30 2001, 21:14:51
Author: steve
Subject: Golf Miracles

Golf Miracles
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There were three golfers.

One golfer hit the ball and it went in the water. He walked
over to the edge and stuck his golf club into the water. The
water parted and the golfer hit his ball onto the green.

The second golfer hit his ball. It also splashed into the
water. The golfer walked onto the water, found his the ball,
placed it next to the water hazard and hit it onto the
green.

As you no doubt guessed, the first golfer was Moses, and the
second golfer was Jesus.

The third teed off. The ball soared through the air and it
too was headed for the water. However, just before the ball
went in the water, a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in
its mouth. As the fish was about to go back into the water, a
eagle grabbed the fish and started to fly away. Then, as the
eagle flew over the green a big flash of lightning hit the
eagle. Well, the eagle dropped the fish and as the fish fell
on the green, the ball rolled out of his mouth and into the
hole.

Then Jesus shouted, "Dad! If you do that again, I'm not
going to invite you to play golf with us in the future!"

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Replies:

Re: Golf Miracles -- LOL, Sun, Jun 03 2001, 13:54:34
Re: Golf Miracles -- LOL, Sun, Jun 03 2001, 13:54:55
- Re: Golf Miracles -- steve, Sun, Jun 03 2001, 23:32:25
  - Re: Golf Miracles -- LOL, Thu, Jun 07 2001, 2:30:14
    - Re: Golf Miracles -- steve, Thu, Jun 07 2001, 18:43:23
      - Re: Golf Miracles -- ;), Sat, Jun 09 2001, 4:06:04
Re: Golf Miracles -- Bill Meek, Mon, Jun 04 2001, 17:58:32
Re: Golf Miracles -- Bill Meek, Mon, Jun 04 2001, 18:00:56

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