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Date Posted: Mon, Aug 14 2000, 23:45:59
Author: imperial
Subject: A guy is driving along the freeway



A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles, and
as he reaches downtown, he finds himself in the middle
of a massive traffic jam that is blocking up five
different freeways and sending lines of cars back for
miles in all directions.

After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car
down the freeway, stopping and talking to people
through their car windows.

When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and
says, "Hey! What's causing all this delay?"

The guy on the freeways says, "Well, you're not going
to believe this, but OJ Simpson has sat down in the
middle of the freeway intersection up there, and he's
totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can
ever pay the $35 million he owes the Goldmans and the
Browns, and so he's threatened to douse himself in
gasoline and light himself on fire if people don't give
enough money sufficient to cover the cost of the
judgment. So I've taken up a collection to try to end
the traffic jam."

"How much have you gotten so far."

"About ten gallons."

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