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Date Posted: Mon, Aug 14 2000, 23:46:46
Author: imperial
Subject: A man walked into his back yard

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a
gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service,
and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a
Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm
going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the
stick until he falls to the ground. The trained
Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive
area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his
hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the
handcuffs."

"Got it", the homeowner replied. "But what's the
shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla", the man
said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

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