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Date Posted: Mon, Aug 28 2000, 10:12:11
Author: steve
Subject: Little Mary was not the best student



Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day the
teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me,
Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed
her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the
teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord
and Savior?"

But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
"Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did
Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin. This time
Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Teacher fainted.

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