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Date Posted: Thu, Aug 31 2000, 23:01:58
Author: steve
Subject: Psychiatric Hotline

Psychiatric Hotline
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Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are
obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what
you want, so please stay on the line so we can trace the
call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number
you press, no one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal-retentive, please hold.

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