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Date Posted: Fri, Feb 09 2001, 4:34:04
Author: Hollywood
Subject: um, ew.

>Find out what your new name is...
> > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
> > > you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your
> > > dose....
> > >
> > > The following is an excerpt from a children's
> > > book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
> > > Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:
> > > The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
> > > names......
> > >
> > > STEP 1:
> > > Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
> > > first name:
> > >
> > > a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup
> > > d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy
> > > g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
> > > j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger
> > > m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
> > > p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
> > > s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey
> > > v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
> > > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
> > >
> > > STEP 2:
> > > Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first
> > > half of your NEW last name:
> > >
> > > a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle
> > > d = bubble e = girdle f = barf
> > > g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
> > > j = monkey k = potty l = liver
> > > m = banana n = rhino o = burger
> > > p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
> > > v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla z = stinker
> > >
> > > STEP 3:
> > > Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second
> > > half of your NEW last name:
> > >
> > > a = head b = mouth c = face
> > > d = nose e = tush f = breath
> > > g = pants h = shorts i = lips
> > > j = honker k = butt l = brain
> > > m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
> > > s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> > > v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains z = juice
> > >
> > > Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy
> > > Toiletshorts.
> > > Al Gore is Stinky LizardTush
> > >
> > > STEP 4:
> > > Now when you forward this to friends...use your new name as the
> > > "title of the subject line"

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