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Date Posted: Fri, Feb 09 2001, 4:32:07
Author: Hollywood
Subject: Leprechauns

A little boy asked his teacher if he
could go to the bathroom,so she said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny,there was no toilet paper so,
he used his hand.When he got back to class,
his teacher asked,
"What do you have in your hand?"
The boy said,
"A little leprechaun,
and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

He was then sent to the principal's
office and the principal asked him"What do you have in your hand?"

So the little boy said,"A little leprechaun,and if I open my hand
he'll get scared away."He was then sent home
and his Mom asked him,
"What do you have in your hand?"

So the little boy said,"Mom, it's a little leprechaun,and if I open my hand
he'll get scared away."
He was sent to his room until his
dad came in and said,
"What do you have in your hand?"
So again the little boy said"A little leprechaun and if I open my
hand he'll get scared away."
Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open
your hand NOW!"

And the little boy said,"Oh great, Dad, now look what you did, you scared the shit out of him!"

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