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Date Posted: Wed, Feb 28 2001, 23:08:53
Author: steve
Subject: DUI Enforcement

DUI Enforcement

One night, a police officer was stalking out a
particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the
driving-under-the-influence laws.

At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the
bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five
different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the
front seat fumbling around with his keys for several
minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally,
he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the
driver, read him his rights and administered the
Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated
decoy."

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