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Date Posted: Wed, Feb 28 2001, 23:09:57
Author: steve
Subject: The Quickie

The Quickie

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a
Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in
the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and
order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their
plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from
the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove
by." A few minutes passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out,
"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having
sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" The
startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son
replied.

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