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Date Posted: Mon, Mar 05 2001, 21:50:24
Author: steve
Subject: Cinderella is now 75 years old



Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling
life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon
her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her
front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy
Godmother. Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are
you doing here after all these years?"

The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have
lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there
anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, and almost under her breath
she uttered her first wish: I wish I were wealthy
beyond comprehension."

Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid
gold. Cinderella was stunned. Bob, her old faithful
cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of
the porch, quivering with fear.

Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother". The
Fairy Godmother replied "It is the least I can do. What
does your heart want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said:
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth
again". At once, her wish became reality, and her
beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt
stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A
long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course
through her.

Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one
more wish, what shall you have?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the
corner and says,"I wish for you to transform Bob, my
old cat, into a kind and handsome young man".

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a
change in his biological make-up, that when complete he
stood before her, a man, so beautiful the likes of
which neither she nor the world had ever seen,so fair
indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his
feet.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations,
Cinderella. Enjoy your new life."

And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into
each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most
stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob
walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her
rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular
arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his
warm breath as he whispered, "I bet you regret having
me neutered now, don't you?"

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