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Date Posted: Thu, Jun 22 2000, 23:20:38
Author: steve
Subject: Sign Mix-Up

Sign Mix-Up
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends
wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the
card; it said, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how
angry he was, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for
the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine
this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and
they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on
your new location."

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