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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 19 2000, 21:55:55
Author: steve
Subject: With Viagra such a hit,



With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a
whole new line of drugs oriented towards improving the
performance of men in today's society:

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before
leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop
and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a
control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were
far more likely to actually finish a household repair
project before starting new one.

CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden,
over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -
especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents."

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of
middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that
their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested
to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a
sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and
gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still
to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a
period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.
Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S.
presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of
making men want to turn off televised sports and
actually converse with other family members.

 FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious
 intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus:
 Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in
treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).
Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug
gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig
into the personal affairs of other people. Note:
Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into
"special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful
when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be
available Regular, Grand Jury, and Presidential
Strength versions.

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