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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:04:31
Author: steve
Subject: A priest and a rabbi

A priest and a rabbi


A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a
compartment on a train.

After a while, the priest put down his book and opened
a conversation by saying, "I know that, in your
religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...but have
you really never even tasted it?"

The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, "I must
tell you the truth. Yes I have, on the odd occasion."

The rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "I
know that in your religion, you're supposed to be
celibate ... but..."

The priest interjected, "Yes, I know what you are going
to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or
twice."

The two resumed their reading. There was silence for a
while.

Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper and said,
"Better than pork, isn't it!"

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