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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:06:18
Author: steve
Subject: A RUSHED MARRIAGE

A RUSHED MARRIAGE

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he
wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we
don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each
other as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were
laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a
half tuck gainer. This was followed by a three
rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened
out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You
see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we
went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing
laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and
lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked
both sides of the canal.

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