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Date Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2000, 22:42:30
Author: steve
Subject: A blonde had just totaled her car

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific
accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from
the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh
lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an
accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you
OK ma'am?"

"Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer
asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde
began. "I was driving along this road when from out of
nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved
to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to
the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the
right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left
and there was ........."

"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off. "There
isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your
air freshener swinging back and forth!"

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