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Date Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2000, 22:44:51
Author: steve
Subject: A professor of mathematics

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have
certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely
hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by
the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant.

I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband


When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the
18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant
mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate
the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54
goes into 18.

Therefore, my love... don't wait up.

Your Wife

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