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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:09:48
Author: steve
Subject: Advertising Jingle



Advertising Jingle
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One evening, a woman was working on completing a jingle to
win a large cash prize from Carnation Milk. Carnation
furnished the first line, "I like Carnation best of all," and
it was to be completed in 50 words or less.

A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a
Carnation Milk representative came to her door and told her
her entry was the best, but it couldn't be published, and
they were giving her a consolation award of $1,000.00.

Here is her entry:

I like Carnation best of all,
No tits to pull, no shit to haul.
No barns to clean, no hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.

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