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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:08:00
Author: steve
Subject: A young couple

A young couple

A young couple, just married, were on their honeymoon on their wedding
night.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man tossed his
trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on". She put them on and
the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your Trousers, "she said.
"That's right!” said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it.
I’m the man and I wear the trousers in this family."
With that she flipped him her knickers and said,
"Try these on." "Hell", he replied, "I can't get into your knickers!"
"That's right", she retorted,
"and that's the way its going to be until you change your f***ing
attitude".

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