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Date Posted: Mon, Jul 03 2000, 23:07:04
Author: steve
Subject: Ways to Tell If You Have PMS:

Ways to Tell If You Have PMS:

 Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
 You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
 Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you
 say.
 You're using your cellular phone to dial up every
 bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call
 1-800-###-####.
 Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
 practice.
 Inanimate objects get on your nerves.
 You're counting down the days until menopause.
 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you
 crazy.
 The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
 yesterday.
 You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the
 salt.
 While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.
 You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate
 assault the next.

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