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Date Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2000, 0:52:45
Author: FIREANGEL
Subject: WE WOMEN...

We Women

We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a
computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them
naked.

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