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Date Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2000, 23:14:02
Author: steve
Subject: A young boy



A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He
asked his father, who was a minister, if they could
discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his
study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You
bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get
your hair cut and we'll talk about it."

After about a month the boy came back and again asked
his father if they could discuss use of the car. They
again went to the father's study where his father said,
"Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought
your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently,
but you didn't get your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know
Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson
had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,
and even Jesus had long hair...."

To which his father replied... "Yes, and they WALKED
every where they went!"

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