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Date Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2000, 23:14:41
Author: steve
Subject: Attention Children - The Bathroom Door is Closed!



Attention Children - The Bathroom Door is Closed!
--------------------
Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions.

Wait until I get out.

Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, and
I am not trapped.

I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times,
since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible
tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10
years and I want some PRIVACY.

Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am
done.

Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.

Do not go running back to the phone yelling "She's in the
BATHROOM!"

Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.

Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle
them. This was funny when you were two.

Do not slide pennies, LEGOs, or notes under the door. Even
when you were two this got a little tiresome.

If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still
talking as you face this closed door, please turn around,
walk away, and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to
listen
to you when I am done.

And yes, I still love you.

Mom

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