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Date Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2000, 22:55:33
Author: steve
Subject: A woman walks into a bar



A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She
downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the
shame." Then, she downs the second one and mumbles,
"This is for the glory."

A short while later, the woman orders two more shots.
Again, she downs the first one and mumbles, "This is
for the shame." Then, she downs the second one and
mumbles, "This is for the glory."

Finally, the bartender leans over and asks, "Ma'am, I
was just wondering... what's this about shame and
glory?"

"Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework in the
nude. And, when I bent over to pick up the vacuum, my
Great Dane mounted me from behind."

"That must be the shame," the bartender smirked.

"No, that was the glory," replied the woman. "The shame
was when we got locked together and he dragged me
around the front yard for thirty minutes."

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