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Date Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2000, 22:57:30
Author: Steve
Subject: Getting To Know You.


Getting To Know You.


A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to
marry her right away.

She said, "But we don't know anything about each
other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each
other as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married.

They went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. While
they were lying by the pool one morning, he got up off
of his towel, climbed the ten-meter board, and did a
two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, followed by three rotations
in the jackknife position. When he straightened out, he
cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and laid
down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You
see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we
went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing
laps. After about thirty laps, she climbed back out and
laid down on her towel, hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked
both sides of the canal."

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